en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/1794949 Comments by Tengu http://wonkette.com/575400/the-sarah-palin-fartknocker-report-sarah-sees-syria-by-the-seashore#IDComment948703359 "Freedom sense makes speaking the truth thingy [ insert bumpersticker slogan ] and gun bibles America." Sat, 7 Feb 2015 18:51:28 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575400/the-sarah-palin-fartknocker-report-sarah-sees-syria-by-the-seashore#IDComment948703359 http://wonkette.com/575350/tea-party-hero-sen-tom-cotton-says-gitmo-doesnt-recruit-terrorists-because-logic#IDComment948494369 As a Republican I say detain everyone who is darker than a Starbucks Frappuccino - you can't be too safe. Fri, 6 Feb 2015 22:16:48 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575350/tea-party-hero-sen-tom-cotton-says-gitmo-doesnt-recruit-terrorists-because-logic#IDComment948494369 http://wonkette.com/575320/forget-elmo-videos-teach-kids-about-stranger-danger-by-kidnapping-them#IDComment948487176 "Yay, I'm being released!! Fuck, it's back to my family." Fri, 6 Feb 2015 21:34:53 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575320/forget-elmo-videos-teach-kids-about-stranger-danger-by-kidnapping-them#IDComment948487176 http://wonkette.com/575295/scott-walker-dicking-over-everyone-in-wisconsin-will-definitely-run-for-president-now#IDComment948450027 It doesn't matter, he could strangle puppies and vivisect a girl scout during halftime of the Super Bowl. As long as he has the Koch brothers money he'll be your next GOP presidential candidate. Fri, 6 Feb 2015 18:25:20 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575295/scott-walker-dicking-over-everyone-in-wisconsin-will-definitely-run-for-president-now#IDComment948450027 http://wonkette.com/574396/megyn-kelly-to-mike-huckabee-were-just-whoring-it-up-all-over-the-place-at-fox-news#IDComment945994012 You just know Huckabee's browser history is horrifying. Thu, 29 Jan 2015 18:14:30 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574396/megyn-kelly-to-mike-huckabee-were-just-whoring-it-up-all-over-the-place-at-fox-news#IDComment945994012 http://wonkette.com/573785/sundays-with-the-christianists-their-satanic-majesties-request-more-cowbell#IDComment944703949 Shorter version: "Giiiirl, you knows I need to hear my old school jam up in this place!" Sun, 25 Jan 2015 18:01:34 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573785/sundays-with-the-christianists-their-satanic-majesties-request-more-cowbell#IDComment944703949 http://wonkette.com/573642/target-screws-fired-canadian-workers-ceo-only-gets-61-million#IDComment944145481 Target, Tar Sands - Canada is pretty much a bottomless money pit for the U.S. these days. Fri, 23 Jan 2015 18:17:58 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573642/target-screws-fired-canadian-workers-ceo-only-gets-61-million#IDComment944145481 http://wonkette.com/573060/gun-roundup-the-state-of-our-unions-gun-nuts-is-stupid-as-ever#IDComment943186685 Ammo not Emo! Tue, 20 Jan 2015 20:42:51 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573060/gun-roundup-the-state-of-our-unions-gun-nuts-is-stupid-as-ever#IDComment943186685 http://wonkette.com/572570/deadbeat-minneapolis-archdiocese-went-and-blew-all-its-money-on-sex-abuse-cases#IDComment941948454 I never meant 2 cause u any sorrow I never meant 2 cause u any pain I only wanted 2 one time see u laughing I only wanted 2 see u laughing in the papal rain Fri, 16 Jan 2015 18:23:34 +0000 http://wonkette.com/572570/deadbeat-minneapolis-archdiocese-went-and-blew-all-its-money-on-sex-abuse-cases#IDComment941948454 http://wonkette.com/572429/michigan-governor-vetoes-nra-bill-to-arm-lady-beaters-world-keeps-turning#IDComment941649864 The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a YouTube channel. Thu, 15 Jan 2015 20:00:44 +0000 http://wonkette.com/572429/michigan-governor-vetoes-nra-bill-to-arm-lady-beaters-world-keeps-turning#IDComment941649864 http://wonkette.com/572349/gop-ladies-cool-with-letting-menfolk-do-all-the-presidenting-thanks#IDComment941640683 GOP - Guys, Old & Pale Thu, 15 Jan 2015 19:24:51 +0000 http://wonkette.com/572349/gop-ladies-cool-with-letting-menfolk-do-all-the-presidenting-thanks#IDComment941640683 http://wonkette.com/569489/missouri-state-rep-ladies-get-your-abortion-permission-slips-from-the-dudes-what-knocked-you-up#IDComment930028777 It's kind of like 'The Longest Yard': "Permission to take off my coat here, boss." "Permission to take a pee here, boss" "Permission to make a personal decision here, boss." Wed, 17 Dec 2014 20:09:55 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569489/missouri-state-rep-ladies-get-your-abortion-permission-slips-from-the-dudes-what-knocked-you-up#IDComment930028777 http://wonkette.com/569416/rick-perry-thinks-jews-did-the-boston-tea-party-merry-passover-the-jews#IDComment929625875 Did he wear a y'all-maka? Tue, 16 Dec 2014 22:19:37 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569416/rick-perry-thinks-jews-did-the-boston-tea-party-merry-passover-the-jews#IDComment929625875 http://wonkette.com/568975/responsible-open-carry-advocate-shot-up-her-family-we-guess-they-must-have-been-bad#IDComment927497163 I believe that's the Bushmaster Doctrine. Thu, 11 Dec 2014 20:58:55 +0000 http://wonkette.com/568975/responsible-open-carry-advocate-shot-up-her-family-we-guess-they-must-have-been-bad#IDComment927497163 http://wonkette.com/568729/fox-news-explains-america-is-the-best-so-who-cares-about-torture#IDComment926587998 FOX News didn't read it closely enough to discover it was a Senate Panel investigation not a White House investigation... which was in the title. Tue, 9 Dec 2014 21:29:42 +0000 http://wonkette.com/568729/fox-news-explains-america-is-the-best-so-who-cares-about-torture#IDComment926587998 http://wonkette.com/568704/does-john-mccain-really-have-to-remind-you-about-torture-again-you-aholes#IDComment926562128 He's like that guy who takes every opportunity to remind you of that one semester he spent in Spain. Tue, 9 Dec 2014 19:44:36 +0000 http://wonkette.com/568704/does-john-mccain-really-have-to-remind-you-about-torture-again-you-aholes#IDComment926562128 http://wonkette.com/568625/obama-will-indoctrinate-your-kids-with-non-biblical-computer-programming#IDComment926233638 Ironically, Conservatives only discovered this because they're always Googling 'Children on the Internet'. Tue, 9 Dec 2014 00:20:25 +0000 http://wonkette.com/568625/obama-will-indoctrinate-your-kids-with-non-biblical-computer-programming#IDComment926233638 http://wonkette.com/566049/breitbart-very-very-very-sorry-about-its-journalism-for-sure#IDComment909234441 They've got plenty more headlines that use 'Obama' and 'Lynch' Mon, 10 Nov 2014 19:10:29 +0000 http://wonkette.com/566049/breitbart-very-very-very-sorry-about-its-journalism-for-sure#IDComment909234441 http://wonkette.com/554467/ted-cruz-has-a-basic-suggestion-for-democrats-and-i-have-one-for-him#IDComment854934920 What if I SINCERELY believe Ted Cruz is a douche nozzle? Thu, 17 Jul 2014 17:35:40 +0000 http://wonkette.com/554467/ted-cruz-has-a-basic-suggestion-for-democrats-and-i-have-one-for-him#IDComment854934920 http://wonkette.com/553497/pepsicos-lady-president-has-a-mom-and-she-is-a-dick#IDComment850009875 “… oh, and pick up a case of Coke as well.” Thu, 3 Jul 2014 17:41:18 +0000 http://wonkette.com/553497/pepsicos-lady-president-has-a-mom-and-she-is-a-dick#IDComment850009875