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8 years ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Comments Of Th... · 1 reply · +9 points
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8 years ago @ Wonkette - What If Fox News Had C... · 0 replies · +3 points
I don't ever remember seeing anyone nuts enough to walk in with weapons, though. Would have been frowned upon by my Southern Baptist grandmother. And her bevy of bag-wielding church ladies.
8 years ago @ Wonkette - Texas 'Open Carry' Mor... · 0 replies · +5 points
9 years ago @ Wonkette - John Conyers Will Win ... · 0 replies · +14 points
11 years ago @ Wonkette - Tales Of Youthful Bara... · 2 replies · +43 points
He's got it down perfect--how to be intellectual, aloof, and 'not immediately interested in sex' enough to charm his way around any smart girl's panties or bra clasps.
This sort of intellectual pettifoggery makes college English majors swoon. Which is part of why I majored in history.
But if he really is this darn smart, why all the caving in to racist inbred flat earth toadies? And banks, wtf?
11 years ago @ Wonkette - Surprise, Homeland Sec... · 5 replies · +61 points
Eminem was right:
[Time to] "...lead the march right up to The steps of congress, and piss on the lawns of the White House, to burn the casket and replaceIt with a parental advisory sticker,
to spit liquor in the faces of in this democracy of Hypocrisy, fuck you Ms. Cheney,
fuck you Homeland Security, fuck you with the freest of speech this
Divided states of embarrassment will allow me to have, fuck you
He, hahaha, I'm just playin' America, you know I love you..."
I'm going to mix a drink and...I don't know what. Maybe go camp out.
We cannot allow it to end this way.
11 years ago @ Wonkette - Citigroup Earnings Ris... · 2 replies · +23 points
11 years ago @ Wonkette - Citigroup Earnings Ris... · 3 replies · +36 points
They have as much chance as every failed cheerleader ever in any American highschool. Or the same chance as Dave Chappelle of getting into certain country clubs, other than in a menial capacity. Just because they let you work for them, doesn't mean they like you. But the cops and the cheerleader dropouts want to believe--they want to have hope that they, too, can be part of the 1%, as opposed to the great unwashed.
I hope everyone of the arrestees sets their case for trial, files Motions to Quash, and makes NYC pay for this idiocy. But I'm a Texas lawyer, so I may be using the wrong local jargon.
Occupy San Antonio had a huge police contingent on Saturday, but many of them were openly friendly. Some nights they have had minor problems, but largely the police have been neutral.
11 years ago @ Wonkette - Why Do Poors Get To Vo... · 0 replies · +7 points