TJBeck

TJBeck

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487 weeks ago @ Wonkette - A Children's Treasury ... · 0 replies · +5 points

I used to be sort of a big deal. Elebenty billion whore diamonds and such.

487 weeks ago @ Wonkette - A Children's Treasury ... · 0 replies · +8 points

I'll just chalk the bad decision up to all the blow I had at work that afternoon

487 weeks ago @ Wonkette - A Children's Treasury ... · 2 replies · +11 points

So I have one friggin' cigarette in six months and it's posted all over the intertubes. Now I know how Obamerz feels.

500 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Shell Oil Apparently H... · 1 reply · +5 points

As much as I want this to be real, apparently this might be a greenpeace hoax.... Something tells me Shell wouldn't have included the Titanic in the stock images. F U greenpeace, I'm going to go kill a whale.

532 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Jackass In Fancy Car M... · 10 replies · +6 points

B.B. King?

561 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Own a 'Great Piece of ... · 0 replies · +6 points

Yea, I used to live in Lake Jackson. Not much there. It was kinda fun to drive down to Surfside Beach every weekend, but that got old. I always thought that in addition to This Way, That Way, Circle Way and Parking Way, they should have made Curds 'n Way. Surprisingly, Ron Paul wasn't my rep until Texas redistricting was forced though by in 2002. My representation switched from Tom Delay to Ron Paul... yeah... at least in Ron Paul's district you got a birthday card every year.

This Way and That Way: http://www.panoramio.com/photo/4395661

583 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Fiscal Commission: Smi... · 3 replies · +30 points

I would be thrilled if John McCain and Joe Lieberman went to Afghanistan forever.

588 weeks ago @ Wonkette - GOP 'Young Guns' House... · 1 reply · +69 points

So in 60-70 years, I'm assuming the descendants of these assholes will be dressing up as Osama Bin Laden and reenacting, for HISTORICAL PURPOSES, roadside bomb attacks.

589 weeks ago @ Wonkette - CNN Fires Rick Sanchez... · 0 replies · +10 points

Rick Sanchez has to think to breathe.

590 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Meghan McCain Is a Cla... · 0 replies · +7 points

I'm not mean enough to trot out insults regarding Meghan McCain quoting a song by a band called "Big & Rich".