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Wonkette : A Children's Treasury Of Wonkette's War With Philadelphia

Thu, 13 Sep 2012 19:01:14 +0000

I used to be sort of a big deal. Elebenty billion whore diamonds and such.

Wonkette : A Children's Treasury Of Wonkette's War With Philadelphia

Thu, 13 Sep 2012 18:58:59 +0000

I'll just chalk the bad decision up to all the blow I had at work that afternoon

Wonkette : A Children's Treasury Of Wonkette's War With Philadelphia

Thu, 13 Sep 2012 15:53:12 +0000

So I have one friggin' cigarette in six months and it's posted all over the intertubes. Now I know how Obamerz feels.

Wonkette : Shell Oil Apparently Has Not Yet Learned What 'The Internet' Is For

Wed, 13 Jun 2012 16:28:24 +0000

As much as I want this to be real, apparently this might be a greenpeace hoax.... Something tells me Shell wouldn't have included the Titanic in the stock images. F U greenpeace, I'm going to go kill a whale.

Wonkette : Jackass In Fancy Car Mows Into Oakland Protesters (VIDEO)

Thu, 3 Nov 2011 22:47:25 +0000

B.B. King?

Wonkette : Own a 'Great Piece of History': Buy Ron Paul's Dumpy House

Thu, 14 Apr 2011 23:28:18 +0000

Yea, I used to live in Lake Jackson. Not much there. It was kinda fun to drive down to Surfside Beach every weekend, but that got old. I always thought that in addition to This Way, That Way, Circle Way and Parking Way, they should have made Curds 'n Way. Surprisingly, Ron Paul wasn't my rep until Texas redistricting was forced though by in 2002. My representation switched from Tom Delay to Ron Paul... yeah... at least in Ron Paul's district you got a birthday card every year. This Way and That Way: http://www.panoramio.com/photo/4395661

Wonkette : Fiscal Commission: Smithsonian, Pandas To Blame For National Deficit

Thu, 11 Nov 2010 14:23:20 +0000

I would be thrilled if John McCain and Joe Lieberman went to Afghanistan forever.

Wonkette : GOP 'Young Guns' House Nominee Loves Playing Nazi Dress-Up

Sat, 9 Oct 2010 22:25:35 +0000

So in 60-70 years, I'm assuming the descendants of these assholes will be dressing up as Osama Bin Laden and reenacting, for HISTORICAL PURPOSES, roadside bomb attacks.

Wonkette : CNN Fires Rick Sanchez, But Not For Obvious Reason of Being Dumb

Sat, 2 Oct 2010 13:16:23 +0000

Rick Sanchez has to think to breathe.

Wonkette : Meghan McCain Is a Classic Cowman

Thu, 23 Sep 2010 20:11:38 +0000

I'm not mean enough to trot out insults regarding Meghan McCain quoting a song by a band called "Big & Rich".

Wonkette : American Muslims Unveil Suspiciously Un-Muslim 'We Won't Kill You' Ad

Tue, 31 Aug 2010 14:35:19 +0000

Sweet! The war is over. I just booked a flight to Fallujah for Christmas!

Wonkette : Sarah Palin Is a Secret Jew!

Tue, 31 Aug 2010 14:29:12 +0000

Amish jews?

Wonkette : Last Notes On the New System, With Apologies For Comment Hardships

Tue, 31 Aug 2010 13:54:22 +0000

What is the "p" to whore diamond exchange rate? or have we converted to trucknutz now?

Wonkette : Last Notes On the New System, With Apologies For Comment Hardships

Tue, 31 Aug 2010 11:32:20 +0000

This is the first step toward comment privitization. Competition in this newly created market will benefit us all. Why do you hate america? Socialist!

Wonkette : Last Notes On the New System, With Apologies For Comment Hardships

Tue, 31 Aug 2010 11:27:43 +0000

What is the "p" to whore diamond exchange rate? or have we converted to trucknutz now? digging the new mobile version...