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9 years ago @ Wonkville - Post · 1 reply · +3 points

We have SYG, sorta. You still have to go to trial and prove it to a jury, rather than get off at a preliminary hearing. And you can't be the initial aggressor under any circumstances.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - The Snake Oil Bulletin... · 1 reply · +7 points

Is hypocrisy a requirement of grifting, or does it just allow you to work the rubes more efficiently?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - The Fartknocker Report... · 0 replies · +3 points

Your friend a masochist?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - The Fartknocker Report... · 0 replies · +10 points

Has Sarah started nipping Joker venom? Holy Christ, that rictus...

9 years ago @ Wonkette - The Fartknocker Report... · 0 replies · +12 points

Any shoes that cost $600 need to allow me to defy gravity or something.

9 years ago @ Wonkville - Post · 0 replies · +1 points

Simple, it's the Lord Rust method - if you blatantly ignore it, and pretend it does not exist, it does not. Last session, all of the cathouses and bunny ranches were jumping up and down about being willing to go along with a 5% tax and all the people at the Legislature were like "Who's talking? I don't hear nothin'."

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Rep. Blake Farenthold:... · 0 replies · +7 points

That outfit alone should be good for 5 years in the jug.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Pennsylvania Governor ... · 1 reply · +12 points

More people die on Death Row while waiting to be executed than are actually executed, unless you're in one of those assembly-line states like Texas or Florida.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - What 'Lesser Cut Of Me... · 2 replies · +13 points

Whatever cut of meat Corbin is, it has lots of gristle. Probably came from a downer cow.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Asshat Wankers Celebra... · 2 replies · +24 points

Can the ghost of Robert E. Lee go put some ol' Virginny boots up some behinds?

"Madam, don't bring up your sons to detest the United States Government. Recollect that we form one country now. Abandon all these local animosities, and make your sons Americans."