I'm surprised she let you get away with that postscript.
"One of us... one of us..."
No, that's Lyra. Derpy's a gray pegasus.
Anyone want a cup of spiders?
Dakimakura pony... another Dakimakura pony... pony in latex thigh-highs... I'm starting to get nauseous.
Whoever's job it is to filter out the obvious spank material needs to be fired. Don't even bother waiting for the half-competent replacement to show up; it's not like we'll notice a difference in the meantime.
#1 should not even be an issue, considering that Ma and Pa Applejack are implied to already be dead before the first Sonic Rainboom.
#3 Keep hoping, Twist. She can't avoid you forever.
It's amazing what dark themes you can convey without resorting to blood and gore.
It's not that we didn't want her to ever reform. We just wanted it to take a longer time, like with Discord.
You know what other RPG let you talk down the final villain without violence? Fallout.
Except, didn't that situation only come about because Twilight and Co. WERE friends? If they never met, Twilight wouldn't have been studying Friendship, which means she wouldn't be stressing over her weekly Friendship Report, which means she wouldn't have gone all psycho-Twilight and charmed her Smarty Pants doll.