SnarkOff

SnarkOff

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322 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Creationists Name Neil... · 3 replies · +13 points

This reminds me. It's never too early to start planning the 2015 War on Christmas, and I'm thinking Tyson is just the man to rally the troops!

322 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Ruth Bader Ginsburg: I... · 0 replies · +34 points

Dear SCOTUS: More gay weddings, fewer Citizens United.

322 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Climate Scientists Do ... · 1 reply · +30 points

I'm not going to make up my mind until Jenny McCarthy weighs in.

322 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Arizona Senate Committ... · 2 replies · +5 points

This makes me want to say Kirby Delauter.

322 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Arizona Senate Committ... · 0 replies · +6 points

Rick Santorum, about "santorum"?

322 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Arizona Senate Committ... · 3 replies · +6 points

Don't forget Winona.

322 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Arizona Senate Committ... · 2 replies · +65 points

Dear Red States: Enjoy. While you're at it, I'd like my federal tax dollars back. You know, the ones I'm personally shelling out to float you shiftless fuckers. With much liberal love, SnarkOff

322 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Want To Go To A Measle... · 0 replies · +5 points

Ah, but it's a rich stoopid.

322 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Want To Go To A Measle... · 3 replies · +39 points

Alas, I must send regrets for your measles party. Thanks for the invite, sounds super fun, but I'm going to an anthrax bash the same day.

323 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Ben Carson Will Not Ha... · 4 replies · +14 points

In somewhat related news, Mr. SnarkOff got an MMR shot today, as he does not remember getting one in childhood and, you know, now he could get it from riding the subway or whatevs. He came home from his appointment and promptly misplaced his keys. DO YOU SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE PEOPLE????