en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/4118762 Comments by SnarkOff http://wonkette.com/576050/creationists-name-neil-degrasse-tyson-censor-of-the-year-for-cutting-god-from-cosmos#IDComment950082866 This reminds me. It's never too early to start planning the 2015 War on Christmas, and I'm thinking Tyson is just the man to rally the troops! Thu, 12 Feb 2015 21:53:24 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576050/creationists-name-neil-degrasse-tyson-censor-of-the-year-for-cutting-god-from-cosmos#IDComment950082866 http://wonkette.com/576007/ruth-bader-ginsburg-its-ok-america-gay-marriage-wont-hurt-a-bit#IDComment950025150 Dear SCOTUS: More gay weddings, fewer Citizens United. Thu, 12 Feb 2015 16:53:14 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576007/ruth-bader-ginsburg-its-ok-america-gay-marriage-wont-hurt-a-bit#IDComment950025150 http://wonkette.com/575899/climate-scientists-do-normal-science-thing-proving-global-warming-a-total-hoax#IDComment949791005 I'm not going to make up my mind until Jenny McCarthy weighs in. Wed, 11 Feb 2015 19:59:58 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575899/climate-scientists-do-normal-science-thing-proving-global-warming-a-total-hoax#IDComment949791005 http://wonkette.com/575823/arizona-senate-committee-votes-to-make-federal-government-optional#IDComment949777444 This makes me want to say Kirby Delauter. Wed, 11 Feb 2015 18:46:08 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575823/arizona-senate-committee-votes-to-make-federal-government-optional#IDComment949777444 http://wonkette.com/575823/arizona-senate-committee-votes-to-make-federal-government-optional#IDComment949777394 Rick Santorum, about "santorum"? Wed, 11 Feb 2015 18:45:51 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575823/arizona-senate-committee-votes-to-make-federal-government-optional#IDComment949777394 http://wonkette.com/575823/arizona-senate-committee-votes-to-make-federal-government-optional#IDComment949776862 Don't forget Winona. Wed, 11 Feb 2015 18:42:46 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575823/arizona-senate-committee-votes-to-make-federal-government-optional#IDComment949776862 http://wonkette.com/575823/arizona-senate-committee-votes-to-make-federal-government-optional#IDComment949772538 Dear Red States: Enjoy. While you're at it, I'd like my federal tax dollars back. You know, the ones I'm personally shelling out to float you shiftless fuckers. With much liberal love, SnarkOff Wed, 11 Feb 2015 18:19:32 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575823/arizona-senate-committee-votes-to-make-federal-government-optional#IDComment949772538 http://wonkette.com/575796/want-to-go-to-a-measles-party-no-you-dont#IDComment949771900 Ah, but it's a rich stoopid. Wed, 11 Feb 2015 18:16:21 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575796/want-to-go-to-a-measles-party-no-you-dont#IDComment949771900 http://wonkette.com/575796/want-to-go-to-a-measles-party-no-you-dont#IDComment949735937 Alas, I must send regrets for your measles party. Thanks for the invite, sounds super fun, but I'm going to an anthrax bash the same day. Wed, 11 Feb 2015 15:19:40 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575796/want-to-go-to-a-measles-party-no-you-dont#IDComment949735937 http://wonkette.com/575549/ben-carson-will-not-have-you-slurring-the-gop-as-anti-science-sir#IDComment949265415 In somewhat related news, Mr. SnarkOff got an MMR shot today, as he does not remember getting one in childhood and, you know, now he could get it from riding the subway or whatevs. He came home from his appointment and promptly misplaced his keys. DO YOU SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE PEOPLE???? Mon, 9 Feb 2015 20:49:01 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575549/ben-carson-will-not-have-you-slurring-the-gop-as-anti-science-sir#IDComment949265415 http://wonkette.com/575572/breaking-george-bush-never-lied-about-wmds-was-gullible-idiot-all-along#IDComment949264308 "Jeb 2016: It could be worse!" Mon, 9 Feb 2015 20:44:13 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575572/breaking-george-bush-never-lied-about-wmds-was-gullible-idiot-all-along#IDComment949264308 http://wonkette.com/575572/breaking-george-bush-never-lied-about-wmds-was-gullible-idiot-all-along#IDComment949264194 BENGHAZI!!!!1!!! Mon, 9 Feb 2015 20:43:39 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575572/breaking-george-bush-never-lied-about-wmds-was-gullible-idiot-all-along#IDComment949264194 http://wonkette.com/575400/the-sarah-palin-fartknocker-report-sarah-sees-syria-by-the-seashore#IDComment948766214 Who? Sun, 8 Feb 2015 00:57:48 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575400/the-sarah-palin-fartknocker-report-sarah-sees-syria-by-the-seashore#IDComment948766214 http://wonkette.com/575309/the-snake-oil-bulletin-have-some-miracle-ginseng-with-no-ginseng#IDComment948765602 That's Mister Mister to you. Sun, 8 Feb 2015 00:54:00 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575309/the-snake-oil-bulletin-have-some-miracle-ginseng-with-no-ginseng#IDComment948765602 http://wonkette.com/575309/the-snake-oil-bulletin-have-some-miracle-ginseng-with-no-ginseng#IDComment948765047 I thought they were a lesbian kids' music duo. Sun, 8 Feb 2015 00:50:33 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575309/the-snake-oil-bulletin-have-some-miracle-ginseng-with-no-ginseng#IDComment948765047 http://wonkette.com/575146/wnd-loon-erik-rush-wants-to-hang-entire-obama-administration-some-more#IDComment948190543 "they and other foreign intelligence organizations are 'well aware' of who the individual representing himself as Barack Hussein Obama actually is..." Is the answer "the Antichrist"? I'm thinking either "the Antichrist," or "Hitler." Thu, 5 Feb 2015 20:10:11 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575146/wnd-loon-erik-rush-wants-to-hang-entire-obama-administration-some-more#IDComment948190543 http://wonkette.com/575147/twitter-sucks-says-twitter#IDComment948182037 The fastest, cheapest, most effective and most obvious way to do away with trolling everywhere is to make people use their real names online. Thu, 5 Feb 2015 19:28:33 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575147/twitter-sucks-says-twitter#IDComment948182037 http://wonkette.com/574987/megastar-country-music-has-been-larry-gatlin-gonna-violence-dumb-congressman-in-song#IDComment947853316 If Gatlin were a real Texan, he'd shoot the guy. Wed, 4 Feb 2015 17:47:52 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574987/megastar-country-music-has-been-larry-gatlin-gonna-violence-dumb-congressman-in-song#IDComment947853316 http://wonkette.com/574919/gop-governor-rauner-will-let-illinois-grow-ganja-for-your-health#IDComment947790925 Latte in the morning, pumpkin peach ale in the evening, ganja all day long. It's how we liberals cope with you fuckers. Wed, 4 Feb 2015 13:08:22 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574919/gop-governor-rauner-will-let-illinois-grow-ganja-for-your-health#IDComment947790925 http://wonkette.com/574682/responsible-gun-owners-improve-safety-record-only-maim-selves#IDComment947351972 A lot of kids seem to be shooting their mothers in the Florida these days. Tue, 3 Feb 2015 01:39:25 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574682/responsible-gun-owners-improve-safety-record-only-maim-selves#IDComment947351972