Ah, the classic use hooker, kill/hide hooker scenario. Two wrongs, so right.
Hold on, I'm taking notes on how to be an awesome dad. Here's the list so far:
Dress in drag and wave at school bus
I recently purchased a Leatherman Skeletool: knife, pliers, screwdriver, bottle opener - only the essentials. And the damn thing is too sexy to ever put down. So it's like my smartphone, even though I have a better camera, since I always have it with me, it's what gets used.
Don't forget the waffle station!
I believe "Hooniversalist Shrub" is the term you were looking for. Mkay, back to reading.
SCOTCH (a haiku)
The sun is rising
Justification for the
Scotch in my belly
I'm amused by how you guys organize and categorize everything for the picture. This is a skill we learn with our Matchbox cars when we're about 3. I can remember spending about as much time sorting everything as I did actually racing and crashing them.
I would have removed the hemorrhoid cream before taking the picture, but I applaud your dedication to the no-edit rule.
Hey Bob, go long! Ohhhhhhhh... :(
Hey, that's a really nice tray ceiling.