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309 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - \"Rarity Takes Manehat... · 0 replies · +3 points

Well of course the Don Draper pony needs a cab, he has three different mistresses he needs to get to and still arrive home before the Betsy pony can notice. Also there was a Roger Sterling and Peggy pony in the song.

Poor Peggy pony, going by that hairstyle it's season 1 of Mad Ponies and she's yet to have the Pete Campbell pony's child.

309 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Bague Possibility of M... · 1 reply · +2 points

Well geez, she's going to need to leave Rarity's shadow eventually if she's going to create the pony little black dress.

309 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Drawfriend Stuff # · 1 reply · +1 points

Wait I didn't even see the episode yet. Why's the Coco Chanel pony sad? Did she have to leave pony France due to the Nazis? Is the pony Christian Dior moving in on her turf? He is isn't he! The pony Christian Dior is coming in with his unique new dress designs. Darn him!

314 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Meghan McCarthy\'s Mys... · 0 replies · +2 points

Oh shit! If she's willing to disclose those numbers then that means she's abandoned her station in the hatch. Quick! We only have 108 minutes to feed these numbers into the computer so that the electromagnetic energy doesn't build up to critical levels.

315 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Princess Twilight Spar... · 1 reply · +8 points

Applejack really seems to have a richer vocabulary this season. Guess those English as a second language courses have really paid off.

320 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Discussion: Favorite L... · 0 replies · +1 points

Applebloom Vs. The Eighteenth Amendment. Now there was a fanfic/Simpsons episode parody.

325 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Nightly Roundup #746 · 2 replies · +1 points

Do you really want another Daring Do episode? It'll be based on Temple of Doom. I mean Temple of Doom clearly isn't as bad as Crystal Skull but dude, Temple of Doom.

327 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Drawfriend Stuff #911 · 0 replies · +2 points

"Better than the original"!

You are dead to me Sethisto.

331 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Ubisoft and Hasbro Tea... · 0 replies · +2 points

Hell no, the best developer for a pony game is Volition. I want to see the innocent counterpoint to the Saints Row franchise.

334 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Poll Results: What Fan... · 0 replies · +1 points

Well I went for hats. Remember the royal wedding ad material? Remember how damn pimp those chapeaus were?