RevJuanMessycan

RevJuanMessycan

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410 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Man-Hating Ball-Buster... · 0 replies · +5 points

I don't think he has even checked in to find out. You know, busy hunting. Or washing his hair.
(RID takes at least two applications, a week apart, from what I've heard.)

410 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Man-Hating Ball-Buster... · 0 replies · +6 points

I thought that was only PickleTickle Me Elmo.

413 weeks ago @ Wonkette - October 24, 2012: The ... · 1 reply · +6 points

Wait, is Ronald Mc... I mean, Donald Toupe being sworn in using a bound stack of NatGeos or something? I've signed cell phone contracts thicker than that!

415 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Tagg Romney To Be Our ... · 2 replies · +2 points

1) I thought Ann was more like Laura Bush, favoring the pillbox (I don't mean Jackie's hats) - yes, I know, MS, I'm an evil extrapolator.
2) Less Tagg, more about the adventures of the gay-messican-looking one down south (and I don't mean just Chile but south of his MagicUnderoo's patented waistband) because he quacks a little too well for my duckdar
3) this should turn out well, because I'm sure Ann and Tagg are just that much more in touch with real Amercia than Onesie Willard...
4) I repeat my FB question: Taggart after Dagny OR James?

416 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Ann Romney Worries Abo... · 0 replies · +12 points

Mormons are also known to use that playbook...

416 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Ann Romney Worries Abo... · 0 replies · +16 points

It's okay, little Eggy, Mitt also worries about your big mouth if he gets elected.
In other news, thank you for linking to Powell's Bookstore, my home away from home. (Who am I kidding, it's my only home, unless you count the Cardboard Condo's on Burnside.)

427 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin Demands He... · 0 replies · +13 points

Because she thought they were "public" and she don' want no soshulesm. (If it's not on her hand, she can't read it.) She wants them all to herself, like a good (?) grifter.

428 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Arrests In The Hampton... · 0 replies · +3 points

The day ends in "y", ¿no?

428 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Gay? Murderer? The Tel... · 1 reply · +2 points

We do have a problem with meth precursors coming into our ports *cough* from China *cough*, and not all the consumption is external - maybe the US keeps better numbers or is more likely to self-report? I find that outside of the 20-some year-olds, discussion of drug use makes pot sound like opium in the western US at the turn of the XX century: a fringe, low class trap unavoidable for the lower classes (or "albañiles", in my personally witnessed statements).

428 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Gay? Murderer? The Tel... · 0 replies · +5 points

In that you are correct. Ms. Fatale. The moustaches were robbed of their turn. Us Messycans are upset because it is the time ordained by the Holy Mayan Calendar for mustache rides, not more lubeless screws.