Mapmonger

Mapmonger

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8 years ago @ The Toast - I'm Off To Utah Today,... · 0 replies · +13 points

I call band name dibs on "Ritual Animal Disguise."

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Men With Guns All Frea... · 0 replies · +11 points

What you were reaching for there was "Tit for Gat."

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Rush Limbaugh Figures ... · 0 replies · +4 points

"Him, just fucking kill him
I don't care if it hurts
Yes I do, I want it to
Just fucking kill him but first
Let him cry like a woman
No particular woman
Let him hold out, hold on
Someone or other might come and fucking kill him"

~Shellac, Prayer to God.

(with votes.)

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Sean Hannity & Mark Le... · 0 replies · +5 points

Circus clowns?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Hero Thief Saves '70s ... · 1 reply · +25 points

I do believe that statue would look better if it were pink.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Big Baby Brooklyn Man ... · 0 replies · +6 points

Christ what an asshole.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Upstate NY Duo Wanted ... · 0 replies · +1 points

The Deathray Davies are/were a band.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Donald Trump Shares Hi... · 0 replies · +13 points

Inheriting fuckloads of money Trumps brains, as the Donald proves.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Pope Suspends Bishop F... · 0 replies · +3 points

Ideally, furnished with bubonic plague.