Numbat_Dundee

Numbat_Dundee

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440 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Empress of Outer Space... · 0 replies · +9 points

Too many notes.

440 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Jamie Dimon Doesn’t ... · 0 replies · +24 points

I was going to post something witty and pithy. But all I can think about is a lampost and the sturdy entrails of a Republican politician. They do these things better in Greece.

441 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Ron Paul Supporter So ... · 0 replies · +15 points

As long as you don't harm their wallet in the process. THAT wouldbe interference.

441 weeks ago @ Wonkette - GOP Blocks Student Loa... · 0 replies · +5 points

Are you deriding Derrida?

442 weeks ago @ Wonkette - New Poll: Majority of ... · 2 replies · +13 points

So here's my plan. Propose an amendment to the North Carolina constitution that a certain visiting Australian with a marsupial nom de plume be given large wads of cash and/or complimentary blow jobs from the comelier inhabitants of the state if and when he should choose to visit. Frame the proposal in words of more than one syllable and watch as the "don't know what it means but I'll vote for it anyway" demographic push it into the "Yes" column. Then collect.
Of course I'd have to visit North Carolina...

442 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Job Losses Fault of Me... · 4 replies · +15 points

My brother in law once got sacked by a hippy. He worked for Apple.

442 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Felonious American Her... · 2 replies · +5 points

"Danke schon?" Is that you, meine liebling? Why do you never call?

443 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Egypt Bringing New Mea... · 0 replies · +39 points

Come to Mummy!

443 weeks ago @ Wonkette - BREAKING! Secret Servi... · 0 replies · +11 points

I have a dream, that some day, in the backblocks of Rio, marines will push male and female prostitutes out of moving cars. Then we'll know for sure that "Don't ask. Don't tell." is dead.

443 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Wingnuts Furious: 'Cul... · 1 reply · +22 points

I think, hearing all of this, that I agree with Peter Pan. The best thing is never to grow up. Because grown ups are stupid.