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458 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Wackaloon Candidate Fo... · 0 replies · +9 points

No, it's just that there are so many drama queens in the world that many schizophrenics are bound to be drama queens also.

458 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Wackaloon Candidate Fo... · 1 reply · +26 points

What, no explanation of how Obama faked the moon landings? Amateur.

458 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Alabama Sen. Jeff Sess... · 0 replies · +19 points

Monty Python has a song about Jeff Sessions: "He robs from the poor, and gives to the rich. Stupid bitch!"

458 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Ghost Andrew Breitbart... · 0 replies · +9 points

Needs more info about how the failure of the conspiracy was actually Obama's fault. Or maybe the existence of the conspiracy in the first place was Obama's fault. Or maybe both, because Obama is just that much of an evil genius, even though he's simultaneously the most incompetent president in history. Or so Ghost Breitbart would have us believe.

Me, I think it was all Joe Biden.

458 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sundays With The Chris... · 1 reply · +32 points

I love asking them this question: The UN couldn't even take over Somalia, so how the hell are they supposed to be able to take over the US?

458 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Birther Queen Orly Tai... · 2 replies · +11 points

When Orly Taitz jumps the shark, she jumps all the way over the shark.

458 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Meet The (Alleged) Pre... · 3 replies · +25 points

It's always "anti-Christian bias" whenever you're not totally biased in favor of Christians. Didn't you know?

461 weeks ago @ Wonkette - PSA: Get Your Own Patr... · 0 replies · +7 points

Hell, yes. You ever seen UNC-Asheville? Hippie central, I'm telling you.

Probably why I like it so much.

461 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Wingnuts Furious: Wash... · 1 reply · +12 points

Alternate title for this post: "Wingnuts Furious: Reality"

That title also works for about half the posts on Wonkette.

461 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Prison Planet 'Baffled... · 1 reply · +12 points

The only solution to this terrible problem, obviously, is to make it illegal for people not to have guns. Because of freedom.