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Wonkette : Wackaloon Candidate For Nevada Governor Ready For Civil War, Obama To Kill Him

Thu, 10 Jan 2013 14:10:53 +0000

No, it's just that there are so many drama queens in the world that many schizophrenics are bound to be drama queens also.

Wonkette : Wackaloon Candidate For Nevada Governor Ready For Civil War, Obama To Kill Him

Thu, 10 Jan 2013 14:02:43 +0000

What, no explanation of how Obama faked the moon landings? Amateur.

Wonkette : Alabama Sen. Jeff Sessions: Are There No Workhouses?

Wed, 9 Jan 2013 17:47:13 +0000

Monty Python has a song about Jeff Sessions: "He robs from the poor, and gives to the rich. Stupid bitch!"

Wonkette : Ghost Andrew Breitbart Helped Convince John Boehner That Nobody Was Going To Overthrow Him

Mon, 7 Jan 2013 18:44:00 +0000

Needs more info about how the failure of the conspiracy was actually Obama's fault. Or maybe the existence of the conspiracy in the first place was Obama's fault. Or maybe both, because Obama is just that much of an evil genius, even though he's simultaneously the most incompetent president in history. Or so Ghost Breitbart would have us believe. Me, I think it was all Joe Biden.

Wonkette : Sundays With The Christianists: A 'World History' Textbook To Protect Homeschooled Darlings From The

Sun, 6 Jan 2013 17:31:39 +0000

I love asking them this question: The UN couldn't even take over Somalia, so how the hell are they supposed to be able to take over the US?

Wonkette : Birther Queen Orly Taitz Explains to Judge: She Is Pretty Much Thurgood Marshall, Yo

Sat, 5 Jan 2013 18:53:41 +0000

When Orly Taitz jumps the shark, she jumps all the way over the shark.

Wonkette : Meet The (Alleged) Preteen-Loving Pastor Of The Church That Awarded WND For 'Trustworthy' (Alleged)

Fri, 4 Jan 2013 14:56:04 +0000

It's always "anti-Christian bias" whenever you're not totally biased in favor of Christians. Didn't you know?

Wonkette : PSA: Get Your Own Patriotic Protection Apparatus, Courtesy of the Asheville Tea Party

Thu, 20 Dec 2012 20:21:08 +0000

Hell, yes. You ever seen UNC-Asheville? Hippie central, I'm telling you. Probably why I like it so much.

Wonkette : Wingnuts Furious: Washington Post Called A Thing By The Name That It Is Called

Thu, 20 Dec 2012 16:16:03 +0000

Alternate title for this post: "Wingnuts Furious: Reality" That title also works for about half the posts on Wonkette.

Wonkette : Prison Planet 'Baffled' By Stupid Citizens Turning In Their Guns After Newtown

Wed, 19 Dec 2012 17:47:18 +0000

The only solution to this terrible problem, obviously, is to make it illegal for people not to have guns. Because of freedom.

Wonkette : Newport Beach Yacht Owners: What Could A Dock Cost? A Hundred Dollars?

Wed, 19 Dec 2012 15:44:42 +0000

And how many of those yachts are registered in the Caymans, allowing their owners to dodge paying any property tax on them?

Wonkette : A Helpful Taxonomy Of Who Should Be Carrying Guns Around Children

Tue, 18 Dec 2012 17:17:32 +0000

Wasn't there a Ray Bradbury story with this exact plot?

Wonkette : A Helpful Taxonomy Of Who Should Be Carrying Guns Around Children

Tue, 18 Dec 2012 17:16:15 +0000

"Prove that you're just out here walking your dog, punk!" "Well, there's the dog right there..." "That's not good enough!" Blam! Blam!

Wonkette : In Bout Of Not-Affirmative Action, GOP To Promote Party's Lone Remaining Black Representative

Mon, 17 Dec 2012 18:07:27 +0000

"Rep. Tim Scott (R-NC)" Ahem. I'd like to point out that Tim Scott is actually from South Carolina. North Carolina has it's share of wingnuts (see: Virginia Foxx), but they shouldn't have to have to take credit for South Carolina's share too.

Wonkette : Sorry Everyone, Now We Are Not Allowed To Talk About Mental Health Either

Mon, 17 Dec 2012 16:16:59 +0000

Because (and I've heard this way, way too many times) it's "all in your head". Which, to them, makes it not real. Which is complete bullshit. I mean, hell, the brain tumor that killed my grandmother was "all in her head", but nobody ever tried to suggest it wasn't real. Nobody would dare tell a blind person that their problem was "all in their eyes" and so they should just "get over it". But people have no problem saying these things to a mentally ill person.

Wonkette : Sorry Everyone, Now We Are Not Allowed To Talk About Mental Health Either

Mon, 17 Dec 2012 16:05:01 +0000

Argh. OK, I'm going to give this a shot and see if I can make sense. There are different kinds and degrees of mental illness, just as there are different kinds and degrees of physical illness. If you said someone with the common cold was "physically ill", you'd be correct. If you said someone with cancer was "physically ill", you'd also be correct. And nobody would accuse you of equating the common cold with cancer. I suffer from chronic depression, so I fall into the category of "mentally ill". And yes, the guy who went on the shooting spree is, in my opinion, also mentally ill. I'm quite comfortable saying that, and I don't think anyone else who says it is necessarily saying I'm the same as him. Maybe because I'm cursed with a sense of perspective.

Wonkette : Fourteen-Year-Old Actor Wants Buxom Pretty Sit-Com Lady To Be President, Is Idiot

Mon, 10 Dec 2012 18:56:15 +0000

Suppose you were a fourteen-year-old boy. And suppose you were an idiot. But I repeat myself.

Wonkette : Fox News Host Reveals Dastardly Obama Plan To Replace Christian God With Bo The Dog

Mon, 10 Dec 2012 16:43:39 +0000

Uh-oh, that's a line that should not have been crossed. Late tonight, Michelle Obama is going to rappel into Todd Starnes' bedroom dressed in a ninja suit, wake him up by pressing a cold steel blade to his throat, and whisper, "You do not mess with Bo!" in his ear.

Wonkette : Donald Trump Acts Like Petulant Child To Surprise Of Absolutely No One

Fri, 7 Dec 2012 20:06:40 +0000

Just for that, I'm going to lift a glass of Glenfiddich tonight.

Wonkette : Rep. John Fleming: Couple Kicked Out Not For Being Muslim But For Messing Up Bathroom, Having Ties T

Fri, 7 Dec 2012 14:56:59 +0000

Hey, dumbass. If they plan to sue, they'll just get a subpoena for the video, and you'll have to hand it over. And if you erase it beforehand so that they can't subpoena it, that's obstruction of justice. Care to dig your hole any deeper? I'll loan you a shovel.