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Wonkette : Creationists Name Neil deGrasse Tyson 'Censor Of The Year' For Cutting God From 'Cosmos'

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 21:33:29 +0000

I hate it that when I'm sick my doctor never gives me treatment options based on humoral theory.

Wonkette : How All Your Favorite Liberal Blogs Muffed The Yoga Pants Bill (Which Does Not Exist)

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 19:32:19 +0000

So, no sex for Shypixel until babby graduates college?

Wonkette : GOP So Mad Obama Failed To Plan For GOP Destruction Of Obamacare

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 17:49:46 +0000

"Stop me before I frivolously litigate again!"

Wonkette : West Virginia GOP Loves Babies, Doesn't Care So Much About Women Or Constitution

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 16:07:13 +0000

Coal Miner's Derp.

Wonkette : John Boehner Mad Enough At Democrat Obstruction To Say A Cuss

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 20:44:02 +0000

Don't you mean *cancels plane reservations*?

Wonkette : John Boehner Mad Enough At Democrat Obstruction To Say A Cuss

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 20:41:00 +0000

Was it not Daniel Webster who said "the mark of the great legislator is the ability to hold his breath until he turns blue in the face?"

Wonkette : Alabama Continues To Reel From Tyrannical Federal Gay Marriage Over-Reach-Around

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 16:59:07 +0000

Probate judges. Uh, huh-huh, you said "probe."

Wonkette : Politico Wins The Morning With Some Henry Kissinger Knob-Gobbling

Thu, 5 Feb 2015 16:05:38 +0000

During the height of the Iraq Clusterfuck, Jon Stewart had Seymour Hersh as a guest. When Stewart asked him "so who is the Henry Kissinger in the Bush administration," Hersh answered "if only it had a Henry Kissinger!"

Wonkette : Republican Party Comes Out Against Basic Hygiene, For Freedom

Tue, 3 Feb 2015 19:11:29 +0000

"When I was a kid, we all got smallpox. No big deal. You just sat in a dark room and prayed you wouldn't die or be horribly disfigured. If you did, it meant you didn't pray hard enough."

Wonkette : Chris Christie Smacked Down On Vaccines By Chris Christie's Office

Mon, 2 Feb 2015 18:30:46 +0000

If he wants to bang Jenny McCarthy, he should just say so.

Wonkette : In Pentagon's Special Vietnam History, Everything Was Beautiful And Nothing Hurt

Sat, 31 Jan 2015 17:09:27 +0000

Also, too, this

Wonkette : In Pentagon's Special Vietnam History, Everything Was Beautiful And Nothing Hurt

Sat, 31 Jan 2015 17:03:04 +0000

"You smell that? Do you smell that? Historical revisionism, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of historical revisionism in the morning."

Wonkette : Morning Maddow: Egad, The RNC Still Has A Religious Bigotry Problem? (Video)

Fri, 30 Jan 2015 14:56:22 +0000

"We support your no-holds-barred settlement policy, you support our belief that filling up the Holy Land with Jews hastens the apocalypse. What could go wrong?"

Wonkette : Megyn Kelly To Mike Huckabee: We're Just Whoring It Up All Over The Place At Fox News!

Thu, 29 Jan 2015 18:43:12 +0000

"Wait, I was told Gretchen Carlson would be interviewing me."

Wonkette : Megyn Kelly To Mike Huckabee: We're Just Whoring It Up All Over The Place At Fox News!

Thu, 29 Jan 2015 18:40:37 +0000

So Mike Huckabee is not returning to Fox after his presidential campaign flames out?

Wonkette : Victoria Jackson Proves Obama Is A Muslim Again With Catchy New Song, Again

Wed, 28 Jan 2015 21:33:08 +0000

Needs moar Dennis Miller backup vocals.

Wonkette : Carly Fiorina Will Be Best Lady President EVER, Says Carly Fiorina

Mon, 26 Jan 2015 13:26:40 +0000

My ink cartridge runneth over.

Wonkette : Extra Extra! Get Your 2015 Barack Obama State Of The Union Liveblog Here!

Wed, 21 Jan 2015 03:11:31 +0000

Barry can still bring it.

Wonkette : Extra Extra! Get Your 2015 Barack Obama State Of The Union Liveblog Here!

Wed, 21 Jan 2015 03:07:40 +0000

Oh snap. I know because I won both of them.

Wonkette : Extra Extra! Get Your 2015 Barack Obama State Of The Union Liveblog Here!

Wed, 21 Jan 2015 03:02:40 +0000

Permission to get choked up now, sir.