The Flying Spaghetti Monster teaches that the Book of Alfredo and the Book of Pesto supercede both the Old and New Fake Testaments, or so spoke His prophet, Al Dente.
Teabaggin' roadkill 4 teh win.
This 'eat the rich' thing. Are they tastier than food stamps?
Michele lives in Rick Perry's bizarro universe, obviously.
Sorry, Mitt, that sweet English buggering is only available to election winners.
Hell hath no fury like a prostitute insufficiently engaged.
Lucky you. My mother only taught me to be nice to people, never put yourself forward nor blow your own horn, obey the rules, and never argue with anybody. I spent years unlearning these things. Resentment still smolders, smolderingly.
Poison drones, totally. And, uh, heart-attack drones.