LiveToServeYa

LiveToServeYa

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10 years ago @ Wonkette - House Armed Services C... · 1 reply · +8 points

The Flying Spaghetti Monster teaches that the Book of Alfredo and the Book of Pesto supercede both the Old and New Fake Testaments, or so spoke His prophet, Al Dente.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - It's Been Another Bann... · 0 replies · +1 points

Teabaggin' roadkill 4 teh win.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - ‘Ex-Gay’ Group Can... · 0 replies · +9 points

Pfuck PFOX.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - GOP Will Help Obama Ge... · 2 replies · +10 points

This 'eat the rich' thing. Are they tastier than food stamps?

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Michele Bachmann Calls... · 0 replies · +5 points

Michele lives in Rick Perry's bizarro universe, obviously.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - David Cameron, You Hav... · 0 replies · +13 points

Sorry, Mitt, that sweet English buggering is only available to election winners.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Townhall Columnist Sol... · 3 replies · +13 points

Hell hath no fury like a prostitute insufficiently engaged.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Raise Less Corn, More ... · 1 reply · +13 points

Lucky you. My mother only taught me to be nice to people, never put yourself forward nor blow your own horn, obey the rules, and never argue with anybody. I spent years unlearning these things. Resentment still smolders, smolderingly.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Raise Less Corn, More ... · 0 replies · +4 points

Smedley is my hero.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Whom Did Obama Murder ... · 0 replies · +8 points

Poison drones, totally. And, uh, heart-attack drones.