Karma_Suture

Karma_Suture

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366 weeks ago @ Wonkette - On A Scale Of Peggy No... · 0 replies · +8 points

That was MUCH cheaper than having a lobotomy.
And it worked... just... f..i..n..e.............

375 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Should Gay Marriage Be... · 0 replies · +5 points

I prefer 77 because I get eight more.

378 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Huge Breakthrough In W... · 0 replies · +1 points

Is she bending a spoon in that photo like her dad used to do?

381 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Jump To Your Feet For ... · 0 replies · +4 points

YOU'RE IN!!

386 weeks ago @ Wonkette - NYC Mayoral Hopefuls T... · 0 replies · +1 points

I just got a hankerin' for some chipped beef on toast.

391 weeks ago @ Wonkette - What Happens Next Time... · 0 replies · +1 points

Here is a partial list of the agencies that were involved in Friday’s manhunt: the Boston PD, the Watertown PD, the ATF, MIT Police, the New Bedford PD, the FAA, the Massachusetts State Police, the FBI (and its Gang Task Force), the UMass Dartmouth Department of Public Safety, the State Committee for National Security of Kyrgyzstan, the Connecticut State Police, the State Department’s Bureau of Diplomatic Security, the MBTA Transit Police, and the Cape Cod Regional Law Enforcement Council SWAT Team, all somehow working together on what was essentially a dragnet fishing for an injured, hungry, dehydrated, sleep-deprived teenager who had recently run over his own brother with a car.

And then one guy going out for a smoke solves the case.

394 weeks ago @ Wonkette - North Carolina Patriot... · 1 reply · +4 points

Oblio and Arrow were then banned to the Pointless Forest....

398 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Connecticut State Rep.... · 0 replies · +2 points

AoD = SoD * HoM
Amirite?

399 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sea Slug Penises, Tent... · 0 replies · +9 points

Spectacles, Penis, Wallet and Watch?

402 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Police Chief Calls Pro... · 0 replies · +5 points

One of the subjects in this photo is a pussy.

The other is a cat.