The rent in Death Egg Zone is too damn high!
I wish I had known this years ago. Then I could have made Missingno. my bitch.
Bitch, I'm not indoors, you're imagining things.
I used to be hipster. Then it became too mainstream.
No one in this picture will ever be looked at the same.
Except Toad. He looks about unchanged.
So basically we're all drunk out of our fucking minds. Fun!
"So, how about that PSP Vita?"
NO WII U
Instead of holding press conferences, Nintendo should just put a big box in the middle of the E3 show floor labeled "Deposit life savings here."