JervisTetch

JervisTetch

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422 weeks ago @ Big Journalism - Limbaugh Apologizes to... · 0 replies · +2 points

*This* is how you win on the internet.

422 weeks ago @ Big Hollywood - 'The Lorax' Review: Ec... · 0 replies · +6 points

From the description here, it really doesn't sound like it has anything to do with the original Lorax story. Any similarities to the original characters seems almost accidental.

422 weeks ago @ Big Journalism - Why the Left-Wing Hate... · 0 replies · +4 points

Well, obviously people that aren't of a religion are going to find adherence to said religion silly, or else they'd be part of that religion already. I find every belief system besides mine to be utterly ridiculous, including yours.

423 weeks ago @ Big Hollywood - In Memoriam: Andrew Br... · 0 replies · +7 points

"sit around and hate..."

You are such a hypocrite, the very fabric of reality cracks a little more with each key that you type.

423 weeks ago @ Big Government - Poll: Romney, Santorum... · 0 replies · +3 points

I'm not really a huge Santorum fan myself.

In fact, the only reason I'm voting Republican at all is because each of the candidates has pledged to do everything in his power to destroy Obamacare.

423 weeks ago @ Big Government - Poll: Romney, Santorum... · 2 replies · +4 points

The implication that Santorum wants to turn the US into a theocracy is, in fact, bringing up religion.

423 weeks ago @ Big Government - Poll: Romney, Santorum... · 35 replies · +7 points

I look forward to seeing some Obamaphile moderator bringing up religion during the debates. Easy lay-up for the Republican nominee.

"GOD D*MN AMERICA!"

424 weeks ago @ Big Hollywood - Catholic League Denoun... · 0 replies · +1 points

It pains me to reply to what I sincerely hope was hyperbole with a serious analysis, but I'm bored, so:

Only 15% or so of the households in the world own a television. If a third of the people in the world are Christian, and around half of those Christians are Catholics, that means that roughly 15% of the people in the world are Catholic. Assuming that every single person that owns a television has a working knowledge of Nicki Minaj (which can't true, because I own a television and yet have no idea what a Nicki Minaj is), then, Nicki Minaj is equally as relevant as the Catholic Church.

424 weeks ago @ Big Hollywood - 'Ghost Rider: Spirit o... · 1 reply · +5 points

The only way to make a decent Ghost Rider movie is to make it dumb. Ghost Rider is inherently dumb: it's about a guy on a motorcycle with a flaming skull for a head. This is pure 14-year-old male power fantasy at its most transparent. Trying to make Ghost Rider into something relatively highbrow for a superhero flick, like Batman Begins, would entirely miss the point.

425 weeks ago @ Big Hollywood - 'Star Wars: Episode On... · 0 replies · +9 points

Yeah, RLM did an excellent job of illustrating why the film is fundamentally broken. The moment the Trade Federation tried to murder Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan, the film stopped even trying to be coherent.