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And Falco gives you shortcuts all of once because 'Screw you, I'm going this way.' All the other alternate paths have nothing to do with him. Plus he's a major dick, although that got toned down in the more recent games. And the rewards for saving teammates are given by everybody, not just Falco.
Sure Slippy had that one time where he got knocked to the surface, but at least he's worth getting back. Falco's an alright pilot, but nowhere near as good as that ego and condescending tone would make you think.
I was skeptical about the villager until I saw him swipe Samus' laser and put it in his pocket. And then he became he biggest badass that ever was.
I...really don't have an opinion on Ms. Fit, but I'm not about to turn down a new addition to one of my favorite franchises.
Now all that's left is to see who else gets added to the roster.
I see I haven't missed much in my 3 week absence. Or more. I've even lost track.
But I have a reason! It's been a good couple months since I got a new game, so I got 3: Vanquish, Metal Gear Hack-n'-Slash, and Bioshock Infinite.
Oh God the good times.
I can still feel the rush of powderizing cyborgs.
Edit: And apparently I'm still 3 hours further into the future than I knew.
Good. That's still there. It's comforting in some strange way.
Edit: WHY DO I KEEP GETTING SHOT INTO THE FUTURE. I wrote this comment 20 minutes ago, not 3 hours!