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11 years ago @ The Toast - How To Behave When You... · 0 replies · +9 points

These are very sensible tips. I always think about my poor recollection of high school history classes would doom me.
https://youtu.be/PGjKL9UZiMU

11 years ago @ The Toast - Mallory Explains Class... · 3 replies · +21 points

I should have clarified in my original comment, could we all agree that "it's hilarious to imagine" that swords...blah blah blah phallic?

And holding three at a time is pretty advanced.

Does Freud have anything to say on the noble art of sword-swallowing?

11 years ago @ The Toast - Mallory Explains Class... · 6 replies · +27 points

But can we all agree that swords, both these and in those presented in other works of art, are almost always phallic symbols?

11 years ago @ The Toast - Kids In The Hall Monda... · 0 replies · +9 points

I SAW KIDS IN THE HALL ON SATURDAY IN DENVER ON THE LAST NIGHT OF THEIR TOUR.

Yes, that was worth shouting. They did the country doctor sketch with a few great updates. Still basking in the Canadian afterglow.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Classic Films, Summari... · 0 replies · +75 points

"And what do you want to be when you grow up, Travis?"
"I want to drive a cab!" he said, excitedly. And that's exactly what he did!
-Taxi Driver

11 years ago @ The Toast - Here Are Some Painting... · 2 replies · +30 points

YASSSSSSS!

11 years ago @ The Toast - Every Californian Nove... · 4 replies · +75 points

While I'm certain you meant antihero, I'm enamored with the idea of an ant detective now.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Things I've Learned Ab... · 1 reply · +89 points

Like Curley in Of Mice and Men. One hand rough and one hand in a Vaseline glove all day!

11 years ago @ The Toast - Owl Faces In Order · 0 replies · +62 points

Unlike in Twin Peaks, these owls are exactly what they seem.

Two logs up!

11 years ago @ The Toast - The Sequel To Will... · 4 replies · +270 points

And when they failed to immediately comply, wrath rushed over her. Wrath as she'd never known; never dared to feel. Not hot, like you'd expect, but cold waves of fury.

She reached for her pile of oily, dirty rags and threw them upon the bed. Nobody moved. They had been conditioned to be still in front of her for so long. By the time they saw her reaching for the lamp, it was too late. The shock of the wall of flames pushed her from her icy rage.

A smile crept across her face.

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