He, of course, was founder and remains president emeritus of the Douchebag Student Association, which boasts a huge membership.
I was thinking of Morrissey's "The World is Full of Crashing Bores" but she is not crashing her car enough.
Another reason to loathe this guy: his bill-collector firm, Peroutka & Peroutka. I have had to actually send this douchecanoe a check before.
Last time I ever put a lifetime subscription to buttsecks.com on Visa!
You have not missed it, but you can still miss it tomorrow if you want
And so a noogie was averted, thanks to our brave lawman.
Why am I not surprised he is wearing the ne plus ultra in douche-wear, the blue shirt with white collar?
I spent about 5 minutes reading this post plus comments. I make $12/hr, so that means that reading this cost me, the way I figure it, $60,000 (5 minutes=$1.00; I'm 42 and will probably work another 30 years, 40 hrs a week 50 weeks a year, so, carry the one and... Yep: $60,000.) Can I have a job at the Blaze now?
Her plan for eradicating poverty is to eat poor people, clearly.
Why is Paul Ryan wearing his favorite pyjamas out in the woods?
"Rep. Paul Ryan Bravely Saves Town from Vicious Deer, Makes Love to Carcass"