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Wonkette : Green Bay Alderman Will Listen To Citizen Just As Soon As She Isn't A Terrorist

Wed, 22 Oct 2014 20:06:04 +0000

He, of course, was founder and remains president emeritus of the Douchebag Student Association, which boasts a huge membership.

Wonkette : Sarah Palin On Speed: Blames Sammy Hagar Because 'Personal Responsibility'

Wed, 23 Jul 2014 16:44:56 +0000

I was thinking of Morrissey's "The World is Full of Crashing Bores" but she is not crashing her car enough.

Wonkette : Wingnut Lawyer Decides That All Laws In Maryland Are Invalid Because That Makes Total Sense

Wed, 25 Jun 2014 17:10:04 +0000

Another reason to loathe this guy: his bill-collector firm, Peroutka & Peroutka. I have had to actually send this douchecanoe a check before. Last time I ever put a lifetime subscription to buttsecks.com on Visa!

Wonkette : A Quick Reminder Of Wonky Drinking, In DC, This Saturday Night!

Sat, 28 Sep 2013 02:41:04 +0000

You have not missed it, but you can still miss it tomorrow if you want

Wonkette : Old Bald Liberal Jews Mistake Congressional Debate For WWE Ring (Video)

Fri, 12 Oct 2012 16:52:23 +0000

And so a noogie was averted, thanks to our brave lawman.

Wonkette : Everyone In Congress Choking Lindsay Lohan

Mon, 1 Oct 2012 14:45:13 +0000

Why am I not surprised he is wearing the ne plus ultra in douche-wear, the blue shirt with white collar?

Wonkette : No, GM Is Not Losing $49K On Every Volt; Reuters Just Fails at Basic Business Math

Tue, 11 Sep 2012 19:20:09 +0000

I spent about 5 minutes reading this post plus comments. I make $12/hr, so that means that reading this cost me, the way I figure it, $60,000 (5 minutes=$1.00; I'm 42 and will probably work another 30 years, 40 hrs a week 50 weeks a year, so, carry the one and... Yep: $60,000.) Can I have a job at the Blaze now?

Wonkette : World's Worst Woman And World's Richest Woman Are Coincidentally Very Same Person

Thu, 30 Aug 2012 18:05:36 +0000

Her plan for eradicating poverty is to eat poor people, clearly.

Wonkette : Your Monday Caption Contest: Paul Ryan With This Dead Thing

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:18:59 +0000

Why is Paul Ryan wearing his favorite pyjamas out in the woods?

Wonkette : Your Monday Caption Contest: Paul Ryan With This Dead Thing

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:17:52 +0000

"Rep. Paul Ryan Bravely Saves Town from Vicious Deer, Makes Love to Carcass"

Wonkette : Caption Contest! Paul Ryan Is Your New Mr. Cool Disguise

Sun, 12 Aug 2012 16:22:33 +0000

"Poorly disguised Michael Stipe infiltrates Romney Campaign"

Wonkette : Meet Your New Vice Presidential Candidate, The One and Only History’s Greatest Monster, Paul Ryan

Sat, 11 Aug 2012 13:20:16 +0000

In first gaffe, Paul Ryan vows to take oath of office with hand on Thomas Jefferson's copy of Atlas Shrugged

Wonkette : As Mass Governor, Cartoon Plutocrat Mitt Romney Taxed People For Being Blind

Fri, 10 Aug 2012 18:18:13 +0000

That comment wins, even blindfolded

Wonkette : As Mass Governor, Cartoon Plutocrat Mitt Romney Taxed People For Being Blind

Fri, 10 Aug 2012 18:16:28 +0000

Does Romney have to pay for his Moral Blindness card?

Wonkette : NYT's Mitt Romney Beat-Sweetener Story Curiously Skimpy On Heart-Warmth

Fri, 10 Aug 2012 17:18:31 +0000

Hey, I've been paying Mr. Romney every week on the title loan he gave me on my 1994 Ford Aspire since 2007, and he's been more than fair. 229% is a good interest rate, right?

Wonkette : Words Fail Gore Vidal

Thu, 2 Aug 2012 11:43:45 +0000

Many felt betrayed by Hitch for his Iraq shenanigans. Many felt Vidal had completely betrayed reason when he became a 9/11 Truther. Fine. But in the end, both, with their wit, intellect, humor and humanity, stand head, shoulders and balls over most who grasp at their stature.

Wonkette : Actual United States Congressmen: Free Birth Control Sinks Their Battleships

Wed, 1 Aug 2012 19:43:52 +0000

Would that Rep. Kelly's mother had been a bit more vigilant with her own birth control

Wonkette : Florida Legislator Has Hot New Body, Doesn't Care Who Knows It

Wed, 1 Aug 2012 18:39:00 +0000

Yeah, and Anthony Weiner was simply showing how he -- AND YOU TOO -- can recover from erectile dysfunction.

Wonkette : Florida Man Sad He Did Not Get To Finish Dinner After Shooting Black Man Unprovoked

Wed, 1 Aug 2012 13:52:50 +0000

Frozen door-to-door salesman. /fixed

Wonkette : Florida Man Sad He Did Not Get To Finish Dinner After Shooting Black Man Unprovoked

Wed, 1 Aug 2012 13:51:07 +0000

As my first wife used to say, all trash eventually blows south to Florida