Gurkman

Gurkman

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11 years ago @ Wonkette - Nanny State RINO New J... · 2 replies · +7 points

Is there anywhere in Jersey where it was safe enough in the first place to let your kids trick or treat?

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Good Sunday News: Chri... · 0 replies · +1 points

When first presented with pork by Cortés, Montezuma said "it tastes just like human!"

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Wingnuts Furious: Obam... · 0 replies · +8 points

He probably also thinks hard taco shells are OK and it's alright to put sauce on pasta while the noodles are still hot to avoid having to heat the sauce up.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - John Stossel Proves Ho... · 0 replies · +7 points

Facts have a confirmed liberal bias

11 years ago @ Wonkette - John Stossel Proves Ho... · 0 replies · +5 points

I think his point is to get good ratings and lots of pageviews. Isn't that what journalism is all about?

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Grocery Shoppers Outra... · 0 replies · +3 points

it is actually legal in Mexico to buy votes as long as you don't exceed campaign finance regulations and don't coerce people. It's a great system, I'd love it if the GOP and Dems fought over who could give out the most cornmeal...

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Mexico Elects Sarah Pa... · 0 replies · +9 points

Mexico may be a 85% percent Catholic, but most people are only culturally so, and even if they are religious, they pray to indigenous saints rather than doing stuff that Catholic's are supposed to do. That's why Latino neighborhoods are full of black magic shops but all the Catholic parishes there are shutting down.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Mexico Elects Sarah Pa... · 2 replies · +20 points

What's the difference between a brainless prettyboy priísta and a pitbull?

Pitbull can get a U.S. visa because he's Cuban.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Deconstructing Sarah P... · 18 replies · +99 points

The worst part is that newspapers, in an attempt to be unbiased, will print her lies word-for-word without correction, yet still be criticized by Faux News for being left-wing. Isn't America great?

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Deconstructing Sarah P... · 1 reply · +31 points

Lesser men have likely died in the attempt.