en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/3428150 Comments by Gurkman http://wonkette.com/488254/nanny-state-rino-new-jersey-governor-chris-christie-cancels-childrens-holiday-inpeach#IDComment477292309 Is there anywhere in Jersey where it was safe enough in the first place to let your kids trick or treat? Wed, 31 Oct 2012 20:29:04 +0000 http://wonkette.com/488254/nanny-state-rino-new-jersey-governor-chris-christie-cancels-childrens-holiday-inpeach#IDComment477292309 http://wonkette.com/479475/good-sunday-news-christian-puppeteer-was-arrested-before-he-could-murdered-and-eat-a-child#IDComment411820991 When first presented with pork by Cortés, Montezuma said "it tastes just like human!" Mon, 30 Jul 2012 17:49:39 +0000 http://wonkette.com/479475/good-sunday-news-christian-puppeteer-was-arrested-before-he-could-murdered-and-eat-a-child#IDComment411820991 http://wonkette.com/479078/wingnuts-furious-obama-hugged-a-white-gal#IDComment407888699 He probably also thinks hard taco shells are OK and it's alright to put sauce on pasta while the noodles are still hot to avoid having to heat the sauce up. Tue, 24 Jul 2012 15:05:26 +0000 http://wonkette.com/479078/wingnuts-furious-obama-hugged-a-white-gal#IDComment407888699 http://wonkette.com/477345/john-stossel-proves-homeless-people-do-not-need-charity-since-they-are-all-probably-john-stossel-in-disguise#IDComment396301298 Facts have a confirmed liberal bias Thu, 5 Jul 2012 20:08:56 +0000 http://wonkette.com/477345/john-stossel-proves-homeless-people-do-not-need-charity-since-they-are-all-probably-john-stossel-in-disguise#IDComment396301298 http://wonkette.com/477345/john-stossel-proves-homeless-people-do-not-need-charity-since-they-are-all-probably-john-stossel-in-disguise#IDComment396300439 I think his point is to get good ratings and lots of pageviews. Isn't that what journalism is all about? Thu, 5 Jul 2012 20:07:13 +0000 http://wonkette.com/477345/john-stossel-proves-homeless-people-do-not-need-charity-since-they-are-all-probably-john-stossel-in-disguise#IDComment396300439 http://wonkette.com/477267/grocery-shoppers-outraged-their-mexican-election-voting-bribes-were-so-puny#IDComment396297569 it is actually legal in Mexico to buy votes as long as you don't exceed campaign finance regulations and don't coerce people. It's a great system, I'd love it if the GOP and Dems fought over who could give out the most cornmeal... Thu, 5 Jul 2012 20:01:24 +0000 http://wonkette.com/477267/grocery-shoppers-outraged-their-mexican-election-voting-bribes-were-so-puny#IDComment396297569 http://wonkette.com/477198/mexico-elects-sarah-palin-president#IDComment395793899 Mexico may be a 85% percent Catholic, but most people are only culturally so, and even if they are religious, they pray to indigenous saints rather than doing stuff that Catholic's are supposed to do. That's why Latino neighborhoods are full of black magic shops but all the Catholic parishes there are shutting down. Thu, 5 Jul 2012 01:39:59 +0000 http://wonkette.com/477198/mexico-elects-sarah-palin-president#IDComment395793899 http://wonkette.com/477198/mexico-elects-sarah-palin-president#IDComment395792975 What's the difference between a brainless prettyboy priísta and a pitbull? Pitbull can get a U.S. visa because he's Cuban. Thu, 5 Jul 2012 01:38:00 +0000 http://wonkette.com/477198/mexico-elects-sarah-palin-president#IDComment395792975 http://wonkette.com/463394/deconstructing-sarah-palins-marvelously-bad-speech-at-cpac#IDComment290176827 The worst part is that newspapers, in an attempt to be unbiased, will print her lies word-for-word without correction, yet still be criticized by Faux News for being left-wing. Isn't America great? Sun, 12 Feb 2012 03:35:18 +0000 http://wonkette.com/463394/deconstructing-sarah-palins-marvelously-bad-speech-at-cpac#IDComment290176827 http://wonkette.com/463394/deconstructing-sarah-palins-marvelously-bad-speech-at-cpac#IDComment290176068 Lesser men have likely died in the attempt. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 03:33:40 +0000 http://wonkette.com/463394/deconstructing-sarah-palins-marvelously-bad-speech-at-cpac#IDComment290176068 http://wonkette.com/463387/a-brief-guide-to-cpacs-terrifying-exhibition-hall#IDComment290036803 Women are so hot when they don't have control over their own sexual organs. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 23:23:04 +0000 http://wonkette.com/463387/a-brief-guide-to-cpacs-terrifying-exhibition-hall#IDComment290036803 http://wonkette.com/463387/a-brief-guide-to-cpacs-terrifying-exhibition-hall#IDComment290035979 I'm going out on a hunch to say that what Cameron says makes America great has something to do with theocracy, racism and homophobia.... Sat, 11 Feb 2012 23:22:00 +0000 http://wonkette.com/463387/a-brief-guide-to-cpacs-terrifying-exhibition-hall#IDComment290035979 http://wonkette.com/458270/obama-wont-veto-law-that-turns-military-into-domestic-police-force#IDComment237795955 I can see justification for everything else, but taking away our right to look at Arab porn? Thu, 15 Dec 2011 03:57:45 +0000 http://wonkette.com/458270/obama-wont-veto-law-that-turns-military-into-domestic-police-force#IDComment237795955 http://wonkette.com/456932/mitt-romney-tries-to-keep-cool-as-chris-christie-looks-for-food#IDComment225776618 If Mitzi doesn't win the nomination, the least Obama can do is name him Poet Laureate! Tue, 22 Nov 2011 17:48:25 +0000 http://wonkette.com/456932/mitt-romney-tries-to-keep-cool-as-chris-christie-looks-for-food#IDComment225776618 http://wonkette.com/455716/rick-perry-pretty-much-compares-himself-to-jesus-on-teevee#IDComment216505670 The only way to "secure the border" is to destroy the U.S. economy so much that there is no longer any incentive to cross the border. I wouldn't put that beyond today's GOP, though. Thu, 3 Nov 2011 23:04:42 +0000 http://wonkette.com/455716/rick-perry-pretty-much-compares-himself-to-jesus-on-teevee#IDComment216505670 http://wonkette.com/453437/survey-20-of-americans-believe-god-wont-run-america-while-govt-exists#IDComment195962424 sure, just make sure you make it payable to his son, Inti, or his daughter, Panchamama. he left into the pacific millenia ago after inventing civilization. Tue, 20 Sep 2011 21:41:07 +0000 http://wonkette.com/453437/survey-20-of-americans-believe-god-wont-run-america-while-govt-exists#IDComment195962424 http://wonkette.com/453437/survey-20-of-americans-believe-god-wont-run-america-while-govt-exists#IDComment195958086 god transcends public relations. Tue, 20 Sep 2011 21:25:27 +0000 http://wonkette.com/453437/survey-20-of-americans-believe-god-wont-run-america-while-govt-exists#IDComment195958086 http://wonkette.com/453437/survey-20-of-americans-believe-god-wont-run-america-while-govt-exists#IDComment195953447 god's not white, he's actually peruvian. and his real name is viracocha, despite what jehovah's witnesses will tell you. and he demands sacrifice... Tue, 20 Sep 2011 21:08:53 +0000 http://wonkette.com/453437/survey-20-of-americans-believe-god-wont-run-america-while-govt-exists#IDComment195953447 http://wonkette.com/453295/ron-paul-africas-famines-will-end-when-they-quit-being-so-socialist#IDComment193860296 Chileans are doing alright though. No idea why the entire city of Santiago is protesting against their capitalist utopia. Thu, 15 Sep 2011 23:11:25 +0000 http://wonkette.com/453295/ron-paul-africas-famines-will-end-when-they-quit-being-so-socialist#IDComment193860296 http://wonkette.com/453285/dumb-nasa-names-frozen-gas-giant-planet-tatooine-because-it-has-two-suns#IDComment193834244 I'm pretty sure Ben Kenobi was actually talking about D.C. when he brought a "wicked hive of scum and villainy." Thu, 15 Sep 2011 21:48:04 +0000 http://wonkette.com/453285/dumb-nasa-names-frozen-gas-giant-planet-tatooine-because-it-has-two-suns#IDComment193834244