Goodnight_Loon

Goodnight_Loon

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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Hillary Clinton, A 66-... · 0 replies · +18 points

Between this and the Waco Jr. brewing north of town, we're having one hell of a day.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin Reduced To... · 0 replies · +8 points

Wasn't one of the most important elections in our nation's history in 2008?

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Obama To Call For Budg... · 0 replies · +5 points

There should be a drinking game. If Joe wears those velvety brown pants to the SOTU, we all mainline a handle of cheap supermarket vodka.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Michelle Obama's Hatre... · 0 replies · +11 points

Barb needs to shut her pie hole.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Westboro Baptist Churc... · 3 replies · +36 points

Fuck them hard, up the ass, on the hood of a hot car.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Don't Ask, Don't Tell ... · 0 replies · +30 points

Want to reduce our spending? Shut down the power at the Capitol. They're doing fuck all, anyway.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - What a Drag It Is Gett... · 0 replies · +6 points

I came in here to post something, and forgot what.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Christine O'Donnell Ha... · 0 replies · +1 points

The suntan lotion is just her way of focusing God's own rays on the faces of the people. If you can't get that glow from holiness and grace, then Hawaiian Tropic's the next best thing.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - A Children's Treasury ... · 0 replies · +9 points

You know, the latest 'do is pretty flattering. The highlights are a nice caramel color, something probably achieved by using a foil cap. And the long layers with that soft cheekbone-level wave create the perfect frame for her face, bringing the focus to exactly how batshit crazy her expression is.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - At Long Last, HERE Is ... · 0 replies · +1 points

Needs moar PedoPope™.