I don't know what to say beyond "thank you" - thanks to the amazing writers, thanks to the fearless leaders, and thank you to all of the members of this community. It's an amazing feeling to realize not just that one isn't alone, but that one is surrounded by smart, thoughtful, hysterically funny people. I know we'll keep the spirit going in some way, but I'll miss what we had all this time.
Also, if you've asked to join the FB group, we're trying to keep out robots and creepers, so check your filtered messages!
I'm probably Jen, God help me. "Vetting" the au pairs? Yeah, party on, I'll be eating Raisinets at my fifth viewing of Hamilton.
Turns out she was organic and full of really high-quality protein, so they ate her in a GOOP-inspired Youth Ritual, complete with an on-brand hashtag. #Char4LyfeLiterally
As much as I want Gracie to be in my #squad, I totally get why she'd keep associating with these loons. Front-row seat to the tornado of horribleness? Yeah, I'd stay too.
Without too many details, a man I know recently said, and I'm quoting, that he should get some credit for not burning down my house. I laughed.
I haven't seen anyone post it, but just in case - there will be a Chicagoland Toast Wake on Friday. Deets in the FB group, or feel free to email me at [myusername] at gmail. We'll laugh, we'll cry, we'll talk about monks.
Am I the only person who has to tighten the screws on their toilet seat like, once a week? I've broken a couple - I don't flop or anything, I think I'm just... enthusiastic?
Great news about your dad! And congrats on the babysitter!
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