Dr_Zoidberg

Dr_Zoidberg

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306 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Here Are Some Kittens ... · 0 replies · +16 points

Just cover me in kittens. It's been that kind of day.

308 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Caption This Picture O... · 0 replies · +14 points

"For the last time, Rand, just because some African-Americans call each other the n-word DOES NOT mean that white people can call us the n-word!"

310 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Hey, You. Yes, You. Ha... · 1 reply · +8 points

I haven't voted yet, because, unlike the rest of you losers, I have a job! A state gubmint job, at that, and I'm currently at work!

Also, I live in Wyoming, so voting blue won't affect much at all. But I'll take off here in a few hours and go throw away my vote.

311 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rand Paul Torn Between... · 1 reply · +12 points

Seriously! Who the hell says 'discotheque' in this day and age? Also, are there even any 'discotheques' around anymore? I thought the young 'uns were into raves and twerking.

311 weeks ago @ Wonkette - President Lindsey Grah... · 0 replies · +23 points

Well, that presidential campaign ended quickly, didn't it?

312 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Gov. Nikki Haley Wants... · 0 replies · +21 points

Now, that's some word salad worthy of ol' Caribou Barbie herself!

314 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Sarah Palin Fartkn... · 0 replies · +14 points

Holy shit, I'd watch the hell out of that.

314 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Obama To Declare Marti... · 0 replies · +11 points

Me?

314 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Obama To Declare Marti... · 0 replies · +21 points

Right?! When the hell does he have time to make gay love to his transgender wife?

314 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Obama To Declare Marti... · 1 reply · +7 points

Well, not enough, obviously. Now, if we could only prove that Ebola was being spread by GAY Muslin ISIS agents from Liberia...