Just cover me in kittens. It's been that kind of day.
"For the last time, Rand, just because some African-Americans call each other the n-word DOES NOT mean that white people can call us the n-word!"
I haven't voted yet, because, unlike the rest of you losers, I have a job! A state gubmint job, at that, and I'm currently at work!
Also, I live in Wyoming, so voting blue won't affect much at all. But I'll take off here in a few hours and go throw away my vote.
Seriously! Who the hell says 'discotheque' in this day and age? Also, are there even any 'discotheques' around anymore? I thought the young 'uns were into raves and twerking.
Well, that presidential campaign ended quickly, didn't it?
Now, that's some word salad worthy of ol' Caribou Barbie herself!
Holy shit, I'd watch the hell out of that.
Right?! When the hell does he have time to make gay love to his transgender wife?
Well, not enough, obviously. Now, if we could only prove that Ebola was being spread by GAY Muslin ISIS agents from Liberia...