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12 years ago @ KATU - Portland, OR - Mother says suspects i... · 0 replies · +9 points

Why are they interviewing the mother in the first place? It's biased and gives sympathy to the attackers. It's not standard journalistic behavior and it should be condemned.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - With Bin Laden Dead, M... · 1 reply · +2 points

So another Wonkette writer fades away and radiates like the burned out shell of Gamera, never to be heard of again. A life interrupted, spent, and traumatized by political satire. Was it worth it? You won't have anything to tell your grandchildren because you'll be impotent and homeless soon. Solong.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Canada Shame Report: I... · 0 replies · +1 points

Canada is #4 in total rapes in the entire world. What's up with that?

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Canada Shame Report: I... · 2 replies · +1 points

According to Nation Master, Canada is #5 in rapes per capita while USA is #9. But only #8 in rape victims, indicating the same canadians are getting raped over and over. Canada is #2 in Kidnappings. Canada has twice as much Fraud than the USA and is #1 at Counterfeiting.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Goodbye Forever! Also:... · 0 replies · +8 points

I don't trust anyone who wishes me love and peace. I trust that everyone is a disappointing hypocrite, that's what I trust. So when Riley Waggerman wishes us love and peace, he's trying to stab us in the back. He wants to hate fuck war because he loves hate fucking. He requires war and death like kittens need sunshine. He feeds on the blood of live kittens and then hate fucks them to death, Riley Waggerman does.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - BREAKING: NPR Person a... · 1 reply · +36 points

I can't believe anyone would fall for this crap. I'm an important executive, so I should probably meet with these goofball trolls with a weak story.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Incompetent D.C. Gover... · 0 replies · +4 points

All DC food is made from only 3 ingredients: boiled cabbage, motor oil and pignuts.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Newt Gingrich Super Ex... · 2 replies · +32 points

The internet needs more Tripod/Geocities web counters to tell us how popular Speaker Newt Gingrich is.

Wait, what year is it?

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Wal-Mart Bringing FOUR... · 0 replies · +5 points

This will boost the economy. Bring needed jobs, tax revenues, and low priced merchandise into the DC area. A boon for struggling minority neighborhoods.

Stock Answers - only a $1.05!

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Ron Paul Is President ... · 2 replies · +9 points

Zombies, man.