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KATU - Portland, OR : Mother says suspects in bias crime case are actually victims | Crime | Northeast Portland News

Tue, 28 Jun 2011 06:27:22 +0000

Why are they interviewing the mother in the first place? It's biased and gives sympathy to the attackers. It's not standard journalistic behavior and it should be condemned.

Wonkette : With Bin Laden Dead, My Work Here Is Done

Sat, 21 May 2011 08:54:57 +0000

So another Wonkette writer fades away and radiates like the burned out shell of Gamera, never to be heard of again. A life interrupted, spent, and traumatized by political satire. Was it worth it? You won't have anything to tell your grandchildren because you'll be impotent and homeless soon. Solong.

Wonkette : Canada Shame Report: It's Terrible Up North Now, Too

Sat, 14 May 2011 04:11:50 +0000

Canada is #4 in total rapes in the entire world. What's up with that?

Wonkette : Canada Shame Report: It's Terrible Up North Now, Too

Fri, 13 May 2011 18:39:37 +0000

According to Nation Master, Canada is #5 in rapes per capita while USA is #9. But only #8 in rape victims, indicating the same canadians are getting raped over and over. Canada is #2 in Kidnappings. Canada has twice as much Fraud than the USA and is #1 at Counterfeiting.

Wonkette : Goodbye Forever! Also: No More War, Please

Tue, 10 May 2011 05:28:36 +0000

I don't trust anyone who wishes me love and peace. I trust that everyone is a disappointing hypocrite, that's what I trust. So when Riley Waggerman wishes us love and peace, he's trying to stab us in the back. He wants to hate fuck war because he loves hate fucking. He requires war and death like kittens need sunshine. He feeds on the blood of live kittens and then hate fucks them to death, Riley Waggerman does.

Wonkette : BREAKING: NPR Person a Human Being, Has Personal Opinions

Tue, 8 Mar 2011 20:38:00 +0000

I can't believe anyone would fall for this crap. I'm an important executive, so I should probably meet with these goofball trolls with a weak story.

Wonkette : Incompetent D.C. Government Crooked (Also: PBR)

Tue, 8 Mar 2011 20:30:33 +0000

All DC food is made from only 3 ingredients: boiled cabbage, motor oil and pignuts.

Wonkette : Newt Gingrich Super Excited About 5,000 People Laughing At His Twitter

Mon, 7 Mar 2011 18:50:14 +0000

The internet needs more Tripod/Geocities web counters to tell us how popular Speaker Newt Gingrich is. Wait, what year is it?

Wonkette : Wal-Mart Bringing FOUR Wonderful Wal-Marts To D.C.

Tue, 15 Feb 2011 18:37:40 +0000

This will boost the economy. Bring needed jobs, tax revenues, and low priced merchandise into the DC area. A boon for struggling minority neighborhoods. Stock Answers - only a $1.05!

Wonkette : Ron Paul Is President of CPAC

Sun, 13 Feb 2011 14:29:24 +0000

Zombies, man.

Wonkette : CPAC Wingnuts Thrill To High-Speed Rail Commercial

Sat, 12 Feb 2011 04:10:00 +0000

Here's a much better movie about trains that asks the question Who is Harmonica? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyvzfyqYm_s

Wonkette : CPAC Wingnuts Thrill To High-Speed Rail Commercial

Sat, 12 Feb 2011 02:10:50 +0000

Should have seen it coming.

Wonkette : Hooray, Wonkette Is Up For 'Best Political Bloggie' of 2010/2011

Tue, 8 Feb 2011 12:34:37 +0000

I was going to vote for HuffPo but my decision is being moderated indefinitely. Hmmm, this vote seems inappropriate and violates something or other.

Wonkette : Hooray, Wonkette Is Up For 'Best Political Bloggie' of 2010/2011

Tue, 8 Feb 2011 12:20:53 +0000

She lactates while opining.

Wonkette : Super Fun Hundred-Year-Old Ronald Reagan Quiz! (For Sex On Craigslist)

Sun, 6 Feb 2011 23:33:07 +0000

I remember he used to be angry about some stuff. And then he'd make jokes about stuff. And then he'd be all serious like. And then he'd walk off in a fog. Sort of like an actor, only worse.

Wonkette : Commemorative 9/11 Coins About As Worthless As Normal, Not-9/11 Money

Thu, 3 Feb 2011 17:22:32 +0000

We can't put a price on traumatic memories, it's something we must pay to forget. Also, is that Fred Flinstone sliding down the back of the dinosaur?

Wonkette : Not Groundbreaking News: Americans Are Fat

Thu, 3 Feb 2011 03:01:08 +0000

If we installed televisions into sewer systems, fat people could live in them without the need for movement like exercise. They could be naked and living in sewers for free, pooping out energy and licking slime mold from the walls while watching Glee. We just need to lure them into the hole.

Wonkette : Celebrate America’s Newest National Holiday: Chinese New Year

Wed, 2 Feb 2011 08:53:27 +0000

$15.00 All you can shiitake.

Wonkette : Rick Sanchez To Personally Overthrow Egypt Regime, Via Twitter

Tue, 1 Feb 2011 04:46:09 +0000

In hinduism, priests perform small rituals of balancing which allow the wheels of the universe to keep running, like dropping water onto lotus petals. Rick's tweets are the western equivalent of this. Aum Nring Nring Nring etc.

Wonkette : College Students Get Parents To Buy Mitch Daniels Ad

Sat, 29 Jan 2011 02:45:14 +0000

Yeah, if the guy who takes your blood pressure has hanging skeletons, a tight sweater might set him off on a killing frenzy.