en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/1671082 Comments by CrunchyKnee http://wonkette.com/576063/rush-limbaugh-scott-walker-should-use-rape-jokes-to-explain-quitting-college#IDComment950088583 Heh, your mom goes to college. Thu, 12 Feb 2015 22:26:07 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576063/rush-limbaugh-scott-walker-should-use-rape-jokes-to-explain-quitting-college#IDComment950088583 http://wonkette.com/575485/gun-rights-fools-are-foolish-again-arent-you-just-floored#IDComment949211493 That guys "shorts" are adorable. Mon, 9 Feb 2015 16:34:31 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575485/gun-rights-fools-are-foolish-again-arent-you-just-floored#IDComment949211493 http://wonkette.com/575436/ted-nugent-sarah-palin-is-the-dream-dr-king-and-the-founding-fathers-died-for#IDComment948953956 What a stinky pantload. Sun, 8 Feb 2015 19:23:41 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575436/ted-nugent-sarah-palin-is-the-dream-dr-king-and-the-founding-fathers-died-for#IDComment948953956 http://wonkette.com/574987/megastar-country-music-has-been-larry-gatlin-gonna-violence-dumb-congressman-in-song#IDComment947856699 The movie version would be: Derp vs Derp. The Derpening. Wed, 4 Feb 2015 18:04:22 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574987/megastar-country-music-has-been-larry-gatlin-gonna-violence-dumb-congressman-in-song#IDComment947856699 http://wonkette.com/574836/montana-police-ask-homeland-security-for-help-spying-on-hippie-terrorists#IDComment947588501 Bummmmmmmer, doood. Tue, 3 Feb 2015 20:37:24 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574836/montana-police-ask-homeland-security-for-help-spying-on-hippie-terrorists#IDComment947588501 http://wonkette.com/574682/responsible-gun-owners-improve-safety-record-only-maim-selves#IDComment947304679 That little kid is a hell of a shot. Future sniper for America's wingnuts? Mon, 2 Feb 2015 21:45:39 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574682/responsible-gun-owners-improve-safety-record-only-maim-selves#IDComment947304679 http://wonkette.com/574543/sc-republican-just-wants-judges-to-pass-religious-test-whats-wrong-with-that#IDComment946336491 I say, I say, that boy has a grand future in Miss Lindsay's South Carolina, GOP!1! Fri, 30 Jan 2015 20:01:34 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574543/sc-republican-just-wants-judges-to-pass-religious-test-whats-wrong-with-that#IDComment946336491 http://wonkette.com/574288/gun-nuts-just-want-moms-address-to-say-howdy-probably#IDComment945735215 "I hope the day this country gets invaded by ISIS, china, russia...." Living your life believing that Red Dawn is a real thing is not the way to go, son. Wolverines!!111!11one!!11 Wed, 28 Jan 2015 22:58:32 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574288/gun-nuts-just-want-moms-address-to-say-howdy-probably#IDComment945735215 http://wonkette.com/574177/victoria-jackson-proves-obama-is-a-muslim-again-with-catchy-new-song-again#IDComment945733181 Muslim communists are an actual thing? Wed, 28 Jan 2015 22:50:14 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574177/victoria-jackson-proves-obama-is-a-muslim-again-with-catchy-new-song-again#IDComment945733181 http://wonkette.com/573921/rep-steve-king-loves-americans-from-all-planets-except-the-messican-ones#IDComment945108731 The dude who ran the Hoveround concession made out like a bandit. (I dropped that joke like it was 2012! Booyah!) Tue, 27 Jan 2015 00:44:26 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573921/rep-steve-king-loves-americans-from-all-planets-except-the-messican-ones#IDComment945108731 http://wonkette.com/573908/christian-town-in-michigan-being-ensorcelled-by-atheist-demon-man-smallfolk-panick#IDComment945043968 Nice to know. My fundy neighbor is at work right now. Buwahhhhaahhhaaahaa! Meh, I don't want any of his Wal Mart crap anyways. Mon, 26 Jan 2015 19:33:41 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573908/christian-town-in-michigan-being-ensorcelled-by-atheist-demon-man-smallfolk-panick#IDComment945043968 http://wonkette.com/573855/tucker-carlsons-internet-home-for-fascists-who-cant-read-good-blames-liberals-for-tom-bradys-deflated-balls#IDComment944997151 All the world is football shaped. Mon, 26 Jan 2015 16:17:56 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573855/tucker-carlsons-internet-home-for-fascists-who-cant-read-good-blames-liberals-for-tom-bradys-deflated-balls#IDComment944997151 http://wonkette.com/573706/here-is-a-jimmy-carter-caption-contest-for-your-weekend-amusement#IDComment944207429 "Eat a peach, fuckers." Fri, 23 Jan 2015 22:43:38 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573706/here-is-a-jimmy-carter-caption-contest-for-your-weekend-amusement#IDComment944207429 http://wonkette.com/573666/iowa-freedom-summit-to-gather-most-of-americas-rightwing-idiots-in-one-place#IDComment944188342 Camo heels, bread bags, weasel hair pieces, and a big auditorium of derp. Sounds wonderful. Fri, 23 Jan 2015 21:16:54 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573666/iowa-freedom-summit-to-gather-most-of-americas-rightwing-idiots-in-one-place#IDComment944188342 http://wonkette.com/573538/lindsey-graham-finding-it-difficult-to-separate-good-girls-from-lying-sluts-would-appreciate-suggestions#IDComment944096148 Scenario one is extra legit if the attacker is BLAH people!!11! Fri, 23 Jan 2015 15:58:15 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573538/lindsey-graham-finding-it-difficult-to-separate-good-girls-from-lying-sluts-would-appreciate-suggestions#IDComment944096148 http://wonkette.com/573129/totally-sane-colorado-state-rep-gordon-klingenschmitt-to-do-something-very-sane-we-bet#IDComment943443641 Colorado Springs - fucking our great state since Jeebus was a babby. Wed, 21 Jan 2015 16:05:35 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573129/totally-sane-colorado-state-rep-gordon-klingenschmitt-to-do-something-very-sane-we-bet#IDComment943443641 http://wonkette.com/572812/deleted-comments-of-the-day-you-youngsters-know-nothing-of-ronald-reagans-work#IDComment942876716 I too studied the philosophy of Democratus, and being a Democate, voted twice against Ronnie, also too. My first vote was for handsome Jimmy. All Hail, Democrates! Mon, 19 Jan 2015 22:37:15 +0000 http://wonkette.com/572812/deleted-comments-of-the-day-you-youngsters-know-nothing-of-ronald-reagans-work#IDComment942876716 http://wonkette.com/572870/california-school-board-must-read-bible-at-meetings-or-the-terrorists-win#IDComment942806863 These people named their city after a type of trousers. No surprise to their nuttyness. Mon, 19 Jan 2015 17:43:01 +0000 http://wonkette.com/572870/california-school-board-must-read-bible-at-meetings-or-the-terrorists-win#IDComment942806863 http://wonkette.com/572531/ass-gas-or-grass-which-is-sarah-palin-offering-here#IDComment941905997 Isn't stomping around on the flag desecrating said flag? I thought that the 'merican flag was sacred to these fucktards? Fri, 16 Jan 2015 15:40:04 +0000 http://wonkette.com/572531/ass-gas-or-grass-which-is-sarah-palin-offering-here#IDComment941905997 http://wonkette.com/572531/ass-gas-or-grass-which-is-sarah-palin-offering-here#IDComment941901318 Once when I was tripping balls on LSD in New Mexico I had this same bad hallucination. It took me years to get over it. Fri, 16 Jan 2015 15:21:44 +0000 http://wonkette.com/572531/ass-gas-or-grass-which-is-sarah-palin-offering-here#IDComment941901318