When this happened to James Bond, he just leaped across the alligators' backs to safety, lickety-split. WTF, Washington??
But what does the Muslim Brotherhood think?
I gotta tell y'all, as a real live lesbian, "scissoring" is only something that happens in straight porn. Sorry. Try again.
That photograph shows some fine examples of manhood. I can see why God chose them.
Black president+modest health insurance reform=Death to America. Of course.