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Wonkette : Rep. Blake Farenthold: I Did Not Have 'Wet Dreams' About Sexing That Staffer I Fired

Sat, 14 Feb 2015 00:06:49 +0000

Who wouldn't want to sit in a darkened theater with several hundred strangers to watch soft porn?

Wonkette : What 'Lesser Cut Of Meat' Are Women? Like A Flank Steak Maybe?

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 20:44:51 +0000

These Brazilian steak houses I keep seeing---what's the story? Do they wax the meat before they cook it? (I remember having that issue of that magazine)

Wonkette : Best Justice Ever Ruth Bader Ginsburg May Have Been Slightly Drunk At SOTU Address

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 16:45:04 +0000

"Don't try this at home, kids."

Wonkette : Best Justice Ever Ruth Bader Ginsburg May Have Been Slightly Drunk At SOTU Address

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 16:38:56 +0000

That shit totally happened to me once. Drank a bunch of wine on the way and then slept through an entire Judas Priest/Foghat concert. Couldn't find my car for an hour after the show, when the parking lot finally cleared out.

Wonkette : Gee Does It Seem Like Elizabeth Warren Knows More About Banks Than This Bank Lobbyist Does?

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 16:18:10 +0000

Game, set, match. That was pretty awesome.

Wonkette : New Republican Congress Accomplishes Nothing, Goes On Vacation

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 15:41:48 +0000

Now I have the Beach Boys singing Sloop John B in my head on continuous loop. "This is the worst trip... I've ever been on."

Wonkette : New Republican Congress Accomplishes Nothing, Goes On Vacation

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 15:37:55 +0000

"We’ve bumped into some other boats. We hit our own dock once. …" Hey! You scratched my anchor!

Wonkette : Alabama Republican Says Gay Marriage Is End Of The World. Redneck Proves He's Wrong

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 20:11:44 +0000

Rapture by Blondie.

Wonkette : Fox News: Science Is A Hoax That Steals Our Freedom And Driving Privileges

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 18:37:58 +0000

"Neil DeGrasse Tyson and his dog and his climate change is there... for me to poop on!" ---Andrea Tantaros

Wonkette : Fox News: Science Is A Hoax That Steals Our Freedom And Driving Privileges

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 18:32:14 +0000

Climate change is good for you, because it has electrolytes!

Wonkette : West Virginia GOP Loves Babies, Doesn't Care So Much About Women Or Constitution

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 16:17:11 +0000

They just want more babies to keep their population up, since no one is stupid enough to actually move to WV.

Wonkette : Morning Maddow: Jeb Bush's Website Violates Everybody's Privacy, Oops (Video)

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 15:58:57 +0000

Release of Personally Identifiable Information is a violation of the Privacy Act of 1974.

Wonkette : Rand Paul Blames Hillary Clinton For Rise Of ISIS, New Coke, Cancellation Of Happy Endings

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 15:15:57 +0000

Well, I certainly look forward to having another president with GW Bush's vice-grip-like grasp of foreign affairs.

Wonkette : Oklahoma Runs Out of Varmints and People to Shoot, Turns to Flying Robots

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 14:20:45 +0000

I'm selling my house in Texas and trailering my WWII-vintage 40mm Bofors AA gun up I-35 as soon as I can!

Wonkette : Ted Cruz Has Had It With You Federales Gaying Up Those Nice Straight Red States

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 13:25:35 +0000

I'm guessing that the Republicans in Congress and the Senate have time for this nonsense now since they spent the last 6 years fixing the economy and don't want to just rest on their laurels.

Wonkette : Scott Walker Way Too Smart To Answer Whether Evolution Is A Thing

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 21:25:46 +0000

"Doesn't that Walker bloke look like a skeevier Prince Charles?" ---London crowd

Wonkette : John Boehner Mad Enough At Democrat Obstruction To Say A Cuss

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 21:19:59 +0000

Ha! I get pre-check for free as a DoD employee. I was just empathizing with the rest of the hoi-polloi.

Wonkette : John Boehner Mad Enough At Democrat Obstruction To Say A Cuss

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 20:52:25 +0000

Congratulations, enjoy it while it lasts; the bloom comes off the rose pretty quickly and then ennui sets in.

Wonkette : John Boehner Mad Enough At Democrat Obstruction To Say A Cuss

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 20:40:57 +0000

If the DHS shuts down, does that mean the TSA won't look at my junk next time I fly? *makes plane reservations*

Wonkette : Let's Just Count All The States That Aren't Trying To Make The Bible Their Official State Book

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 20:11:18 +0000

Yeah, but those smoke detectors in the non-smoking rooms cramp my style.