AznMom420

AznMom420

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301 weeks ago @ Wonkette - George Zimmerman Goes ... · 0 replies · +2 points

It's clear "Swaggy G" hasn't been very lucky with the ladies the last few months his efficiency rating is dropping and he's only 1/5 in wine bottle shots from the kitchen.

301 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sundays With The Chris... · 0 replies · +4 points

ye be doomed to perdition if ye do not let the lord jerk you off in the heavnly $5 thai massage parlor in the sky for being a good little masochist

413 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Trump's Vegas Restaura... · 0 replies · +10 points

Wouldn't it be awkward when he's too lazy to haul himself to the dump and just ends up in his neighbor's pool?

413 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Trump's Vegas Restaura... · 0 replies · +17 points

Unlike trump, whores in vegas have a union.

413 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Trump's Vegas Restaura... · 0 replies · +14 points

It's not the 99% Lactobacillus, but the 1% Trumpylococus that'll kill you.

413 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Hurricane Hypeman Joe ... · 0 replies · +2 points

In a moment of clarity joe responded to the audience, "its hard as fuck out here on these streets you cant walk to the bodega without fuckin your new kicks up so bad it look like you been kickin Mitt Romney in the ass for 7 months, dirty ass motherfucker. Fuck Sandy fuck that big windy bitch."

414 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Will Barack Obama Acce... · 0 replies · +19 points

I can't wait to wake up tomorrow and hear all the republicans talking about the fiscal cliff like nothing happened tonight. Its like watching 30% of the country take an ideological walk of shame.

415 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Despite Best Effort, G... · 0 replies · +5 points

Detroit has been infiltrated by Islamists I wonder if Douchey can trust them enough to keep tonguing Mitt Romney's jobhole?

417 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Lazy Slut Who Did No W... · 0 replies · +2 points

No no no, he said "God has a mighty future for DINNER" Big plans, fatted calf, the whole nine yards.

417 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Lazy Slut Who Did No W... · 0 replies · +2 points

No no no, he said "God has a mighty future for DINNER" Big plans, fatted calf, the whole nine yards.