Some security. For real security, buy more guns. Obviously.
They're told to not react. Military is supposed to seem non-political.
So we're bombing Germany right?
If they just moved this speech to the RnR Hall of Fame, the Nuge would never be able to get in.
I know it sounds harsh. But it's for their own good. Fact is, you have to start praying the gay away before the age of 14 for jesus to listen and ungay the kid. It's science.
Congrats! We're still in a daze too.
Well, only one of us can call you "Daddy." Or it would be weird. Obviously.
So my girlfriend, scratch that, fiancee, doesn't have a log in so she's just liking all your comments. Also, bachelorette party is at Phase 1 on 22nd and P, March 9th. Be there. You're all invited. No, there's no open bar. Since it's a lesbian bar, I'm sure there's a special on PBR or some swill.