smashaduck

smashaduck

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380 weeks ago @ Wonkette - When Is The GOP Respon... · 1 reply · +42 points

Bitch, you paid 550K for your fucking house. Middle class my ass. http://gossipextra.com/2013/01/30/marco-rubio-sel...

380 weeks ago @ Wonkette - When Is The GOP Respon... · 0 replies · +9 points

Some security. For real security, buy more guns. Obviously.

380 weeks ago @ Wonkette - What Time Is The State... · 1 reply · +12 points

They're told to not react. Military is supposed to seem non-political.

380 weeks ago @ Wonkette - What Time Is The State... · 2 replies · +11 points

So we're bombing Germany right?

380 weeks ago @ Wonkette - What Time Is The State... · 0 replies · +17 points

If they just moved this speech to the RnR Hall of Fame, the Nuge would never be able to get in.

382 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Tennessee Lawmakers To... · 0 replies · +8 points

I know it sounds harsh. But it's for their own good. Fact is, you have to start praying the gay away before the age of 14 for jesus to listen and ungay the kid. It's science.

383 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Announcing The Winners... · 0 replies · +8 points

Yay! Upfists all around!

383 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Announcing The Winners... · 3 replies · +15 points

Congrats! We're still in a daze too.

383 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Announcing The Winners... · 2 replies · +23 points

Well, only one of us can call you "Daddy." Or it would be weird. Obviously.

383 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Announcing The Winners... · 7 replies · +44 points

So my girlfriend, scratch that, fiancee, doesn't have a log in so she's just liking all your comments. Also, bachelorette party is at Phase 1 on 22nd and P, March 9th. Be there. You're all invited. No, there's no open bar. Since it's a lesbian bar, I'm sure there's a special on PBR or some swill.