Fun w/ Cthulhu

Fun w/ Cthulhu

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297 weeks ago @ Wonkette - All About the D*cks: Y... · 0 replies · +3 points

The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity...

298 weeks ago @ Wonkette - What 'Lesser Cut Of Me... · 1 reply · +9 points

From his official bio:

Son of Barbee and Gail McCarty Corbin


I thought that children of same sex parents were supposed to better adjusted?

298 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Oregon Gov. Kitzhaber,... · 0 replies · +4 points

After he leaves office, Kitzhaber is expected to resume his earlier career as a Ted Turner impersonator.


because of course @$$hole.

298 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Oklahoma Runs Out of V... · 0 replies · +1 points

Really have to disagree on Russell Westbrook. Volume does not equal accuracy.

298 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Gee Does It Seem Like ... · 0 replies · +10 points

With pride I'll be wearing my Hotsky to Trotsky t-shirt this weekend - under several thousand other layers because it is effin cold up here in the USA's hat.

298 weeks ago @ Wonkette - GOP Congressjerk To Go... · 0 replies · +5 points

All of the upfists for THIS. I cannot tell you how happy this comment made me.

CATHERWOOD

If you're so smart, why don't you pick up your cues faster?

NICK

Are those my cues?

CATHERWOOD

Yes, and they must be dry by now. Why don't you pull them up out of the cellophane before they scorch. (stop cellophane) Heh. All right, sir, may I take your hat and goat? (baa)

NICK

Yes.

CATHERWOOD

Now, I assume you've come to see my mistress Mr. Danger.

NICK

I don't care about your private life or what his name is. I’ve come to see Nancy. Uh, uh.... Mrs. Haber.


298 weeks ago @ Wonkette - New Republican Congres... · 1 reply · +14 points

"It's all rum, sodomy and the lash" - quoted from GOP party invite.

298 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Elizabeth Warren Asks ... · 0 replies · +32 points

To have a dog generally requires a dog license, children however...

298 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Creationists: Darwin W... · 0 replies · +3 points

I was then!

298 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Alabama Anti-Gay Today... · 15 replies · +25 points

Seriously, why would anyone want to live in Alabama? Enquiring Canadian minds want to know.