Fun w/ Cthulhu

Fun w/ Cthulhu


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9 years ago @ Wonkette - All About the D*cks: Y... · 0 replies · +3 points

The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity...

9 years ago @ Wonkette - What 'Lesser Cut Of Me... · 1 reply · +9 points

From his official bio:

Son of Barbee and Gail McCarty Corbin

I thought that children of same sex parents were supposed to better adjusted?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Oregon Gov. Kitzhaber,... · 0 replies · +4 points

After he leaves office, Kitzhaber is expected to resume his earlier career as a Ted Turner impersonator.

because of course @$$hole.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Oklahoma Runs Out of V... · 0 replies · +1 points

Really have to disagree on Russell Westbrook. Volume does not equal accuracy.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Gee Does It Seem Like ... · 0 replies · +10 points

With pride I'll be wearing my Hotsky to Trotsky t-shirt this weekend - under several thousand other layers because it is effin cold up here in the USA's hat.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - GOP Congressjerk To Go... · 0 replies · +5 points

All of the upfists for THIS. I cannot tell you how happy this comment made me.


If you're so smart, why don't you pick up your cues faster?


Are those my cues?


Yes, and they must be dry by now. Why don't you pull them up out of the cellophane before they scorch. (stop cellophane) Heh. All right, sir, may I take your hat and goat? (baa)




Now, I assume you've come to see my mistress Mr. Danger.


I don't care about your private life or what his name is. I’ve come to see Nancy. Uh, uh.... Mrs. Haber.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - New Republican Congres... · 1 reply · +14 points

"It's all rum, sodomy and the lash" - quoted from GOP party invite.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Elizabeth Warren Asks ... · 0 replies · +32 points

To have a dog generally requires a dog license, children however...

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Creationists: Darwin W... · 0 replies · +3 points

I was then!

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Alabama Anti-Gay Today... · 15 replies · +25 points

Seriously, why would anyone want to live in Alabama? Enquiring Canadian minds want to know.