A. Payne

A. Payne

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12 years ago @ http://www.lefthandedt... - (As a result of the Be... · 0 replies · +2 points

Hey, that's okay, Kirbyman! Your words are worth much more than a thumb-button-click! Even more than TWO thumb-button-clicks! So thanks! ^_^

13 years ago @ Invisible Bread - Clubbin' · 0 replies · +2 points

This comic reminds me of a Vocaloid song - "This is the Happiness and Peace of Mind Committee". Except the song is kind of horrifying. And might make this comic seem less funny and more scary or dystopian. But if you still want to listen to it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWIjvPuY2jo
(It's sung in Japanese, but there are English subtitles.)

13 years ago @ Invisible Bread - A Ride Home · 0 replies · +2 points

What if we get special Butter that's Safe for interweb use?

13 years ago @ Invisible Bread - To Work · 0 replies · +2 points

In Japanese, "human-powered vehicle" (人力車) is actually a word. It's pronounced "jinrikisha", from which the word "rickshaw" is derived.
The guy in this comic could probably pursue that as an occupation. He seems to be pretty good at it.

13 years ago @ http://www.lefthandedt... - Don\'t Do That | Left-... · 0 replies · +2 points

"What are you doing with that bike?"

"I'm gonna bike it!"

Trident!

13 years ago @ http://www.lefthandedt... - Protecting the Homelan... · 0 replies · +5 points

Their bodies constantly generate chemical weapons.

13 years ago @ http://www.lefthandedt... - You. | Left-Handed Toons · 1 reply · +3 points

You are very not good at higher-order motor functions.
Except when you're flossing I guess?

13 years ago @ http://www.lefthandedt... - Crying Wolf | Left-Han... · 0 replies · +2 points

Looks like Sanjay had the same idea. He beat you to it by four years, Drew!

13 years ago @ http://www.lefthandedt... - Driving Lesson | Left-... · 0 replies · +3 points

The last line reminds me of Mario Kart: Double Dash.

13 years ago @ http://www.lefthandedt... - (As a result of the Be... · 2 replies · +4 points

Easy! You just say ©! You know... ©!

Okay, maybe... Pronounce a "c" sound inside an "O" sound?
(Soundception!)