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12 years ago @ Starslip by Kris Strau... - Comments for Week of F... · 0 replies · +2 points
Maybe it was the great white alien Moby-Venge!
Maybe, he'll have to pursue it though hell itself!
(If he can even pursue it through a hangover.)
12 years ago @ http://www.calamitieso... - Calamities of Nature -... · 0 replies · +1 points
12 years ago @ http://www.calamitieso... - Calamities of Nature -... · 0 replies · +1 points
THAT would have been a harrowing accomplishment, no childhood could be more thoroughly ruined.
12 years ago @ http://www.calamitieso... - Calamities of Nature -... · 1 reply · +2 points
12 years ago @ http://www.calamitieso... - Calamities of Nature -... · 1 reply · +6 points
Well then, the solution, to keep the grad students out,
is to buy little price-tag stickers showing $20 or $40
and slap one on the crust (or the box) when your
done eating.
Now the pizza-crust is not only small, unappetizing,
and sold by people who don't want you around,
it's also way overpriced.
So, you'll be attracting health-food enthusiasts
instead!
12 years ago @ http://www.calamitieso... - Calamities of Nature -... · 0 replies · +12 points
against "the Man", whenever I see a Hubble stamp
I'll take out a pen and draw-in a pipe.
12 years ago @ http://www.calamitieso... - Calamities of Nature -... · 1 reply · +7 points
If it was a secret,
why did he always want to be photographed with it?
Unless...
aHAAAA!
The aliens are only going to use their cloning technology
to resurrect the few humans they deem "worthy".
They gave him the "tracking pipe" so that they could later
recognize and find him in our historical records after
the impending zombie apocalypse wipes out
humankind!
(political correctness might cost Hubble his chance
at immortality!, call your local post-office!)
12 years ago @ http://www.calamitieso... - Calamities of Nature -... · 0 replies · +6 points
but while the photo may have been used as inspiration to get
the facial expression, the image on the stamp shows half of
his nose and lips are in shadow, while his eyes are not,
Also, he's older, and it's in color.
It's unlikely a pipe was ever "airbrushed out" of the image
on the photo, to create the image on the stamp.
The question is, should it have been painted in?
(yeah, they probably should have) :-)
The space telescope is a better and more appropriate
honor then the stupid stamp anyway.
You know, Thanks to Hubble, we know that everyone
will be red-shifting in their grave.
When viewed from another galaxy.
12 years ago @ http://www.calamitieso... - Calamities of Nature -... · 4 replies · -2 points
An artist can't do a historically accurate painting of someone's head
and shoulders unless he/she includes whatever object
the subject personally liked?
Do we have to go back and paint a fried nanner-and-nutter
sandwich hanging out of Evlis's mouth for the Elvis stamp?
Does a Ronald Reagan stamp have to show him popping jelly beans?
Does a Michael Jackson stamp have to also feature
a drunken 9 year old boy in his PJ's?
Where does it end? :-)
12 years ago @ http://www.calamitieso... - Calamities of Nature -... · 0 replies · +2 points
Though some lower forms of life can eat bacon (such as my dog), they can also
be fooled by bacon shaped dogie treats thinking "IT'S BACOOOOOOON!"
This proves that they don't truly comprehend the magnificence that is bacon.
Sadly, some religions (such as the so-called "Vegetarians") have rejected this great
knowledge and don't eat bacon and may be going through a process of de-evolution as a result, their very sentience hanging in the balance.
Ruckus