en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/282099 Comments by DarkFish http://starslip.com/2012/02/13/comments-for-week-of-february-12-2012/#IDComment295059206 But how will Cutter avenge himself on the Venge who got his leg? Maybe it was the great white alien Moby-Venge! Maybe, he'll have to pursue it though hell itself! (If he can even pursue it through a hangover.) Fri, 17 Feb 2012 19:22:17 +0000 http://starslip.com/2012/02/13/comments-for-week-of-february-12-2012/#IDComment295059206 http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=648#IDComment292766658 Trouble is, a crackpot couldn't be bothered to do the math to add up his/her scorecard. Wed, 15 Feb 2012 03:24:52 +0000 http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=648#IDComment292766658 http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=644#IDComment280153682 If he had watched the prequels and then added the Star Wars Christmas special, THAT would have been a harrowing accomplishment, no childhood could be more thoroughly ruined. Tue, 31 Jan 2012 22:52:01 +0000 http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=644#IDComment280153682 http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=548#IDComment164867172 Ah, but "Bacon-Trits" would be up to 3 times as delicious! Tue, 21 Jun 2011 03:32:00 +0000 http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=548#IDComment164867172 http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=532#IDComment152091734 Free food smells different then regular food? Well then, the solution, to keep the grad students out, is to buy little price-tag stickers showing $20 or $40 and slap one on the crust (or the box) when your done eating. Now the pizza-crust is not only small, unappetizing, and sold by people who don't want you around, it's also way overpriced. So, you'll be attracting health-food enthusiasts instead! Sat, 14 May 2011 16:15:35 +0000 http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=532#IDComment152091734 http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=531#IDComment151434133 Haw, that gives me an idea, as an act of protest against "the Man", whenever I see a Hubble stamp I'll take out a pen and draw-in a pipe. Thu, 12 May 2011 18:51:12 +0000 http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=531#IDComment151434133 http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=531#IDComment151430810 Neff- If it was a secret, why did he always want to be photographed with it? Unless... aHAAAA! The aliens are only going to use their cloning technology to resurrect the few humans they deem "worthy". They gave him the "tracking pipe" so that they could later recognize and find him in our historical records after the impending zombie apocalypse wipes out humankind! (political correctness might cost Hubble his chance at immortality!, call your local post-office!) Thu, 12 May 2011 18:35:54 +0000 http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=531#IDComment151430810 http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=531#IDComment151424735 Not not nitpick or anything, but while the photo may have been used as inspiration to get the facial expression, the image on the stamp shows half of his nose and lips are in shadow, while his eyes are not, Also, he's older, and it's in color. It's unlikely a pipe was ever "airbrushed out" of the image on the photo, to create the image on the stamp. The question is, should it have been painted in? (yeah, they probably should have) :-) The space telescope is a better and more appropriate honor then the stupid stamp anyway. You know, Thanks to Hubble, we know that everyone will be red-shifting in their grave. When viewed from another galaxy. Thu, 12 May 2011 18:13:20 +0000 http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=531#IDComment151424735 http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=531#IDComment151130897 Oh, come on. An artist can't do a historically accurate painting of someone's head and shoulders unless he/she includes whatever object the subject personally liked? Do we have to go back and paint a fried nanner-and-nutter sandwich hanging out of Evlis's mouth for the Elvis stamp? Does a Ronald Reagan stamp have to show him popping jelly beans? Does a Michael Jackson stamp have to also feature a drunken 9 year old boy in his PJ's? Where does it end? :-) Wed, 11 May 2011 22:13:24 +0000 http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=531#IDComment151130897 http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=526#IDComment148023529 Consciousness or Self-awareness means "the ability to enjoy bacon". Though some lower forms of life can eat bacon (such as my dog), they can also be fooled by bacon shaped dogie treats thinking "IT'S BACOOOOOOON!" This proves that they don't truly comprehend the magnificence that is bacon. Sadly, some religions (such as the so-called "Vegetarians") have rejected this great knowledge and don't eat bacon and may be going through a process of de-evolution as a result, their very sentience hanging in the balance. Mon, 2 May 2011 04:05:54 +0000 http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=526#IDComment148023529 http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=520#IDComment144355642 And, as long as we keep feeding him bacon, he'll -uh... "produce" one of these every 6 hours! Wed, 20 Apr 2011 00:31:26 +0000 http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=520#IDComment144355642 http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=518#IDComment142832604 "It's not my fault I forgot our anniversary honey, it's a basic biological difference proven by SCIENCE!" Thu, 14 Apr 2011 15:18:27 +0000 http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=518#IDComment142832604 http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=516#IDComment141288912 ...and so, Pat paraded around in his sexy nightie, "how about a little foreplay for a change?" he said demurely. "No" said Bill sharply, "WE'LL DO IT LIVE!" ... Sat, 9 Apr 2011 17:19:00 +0000 http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=516#IDComment141288912 http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=515#IDComment140608235 I would kill any one of you for some bacon flavored ice cream, And I would sleep like a newborn infant (which, coincidentally, is itself about to be eaten by "shizfest") afterwords. Is that so wrong? Thu, 7 Apr 2011 00:56:02 +0000 http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=515#IDComment140608235 http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=513#IDComment139459049 But if there was an unsatisfied woman next to Ferd right now, she'd be sitting between Harold and Ferd, I don't think any good type of "sandwich" could arise from that situation. Sat, 2 Apr 2011 22:51:07 +0000 http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=513#IDComment139459049 http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=512#IDComment138690638 give the poor starving man some bacon already! Wed, 30 Mar 2011 21:00:54 +0000 http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=512#IDComment138690638 http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=510#IDComment137575348 So THAT'S why we have wormholes? Fri, 25 Mar 2011 21:32:54 +0000 http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=510#IDComment137575348 http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=509#IDComment137380886 Good comic! I'm just posting this comment to compete with the rest of you. But don't worry, even though my comment is the best, I will still have compassion on the rest of you, I guess it's because I have an honest liver. Fri, 25 Mar 2011 02:07:50 +0000 http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=509#IDComment137380886 http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=506#IDComment135438627 There is only ONE green-moldy-cheese-cat, and Alex is it's prophet. Thu, 17 Mar 2011 00:08:02 +0000 http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=506#IDComment135438627 http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=505#IDComment135197930 I wondered why Li'l Alp gets clothes but Li'l Harrold has to run around in the buff, but then I realized the adult versions are the same way. Strangely, this doesn't make it less awkward though. Wed, 16 Mar 2011 00:59:55 +0000 http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=505#IDComment135197930