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freakineh

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370 weeks ago @ http://aaronbleyaert.t... - aaronbleyaert.tumblr.c... · 2 replies · +1 points

"And not one of the pretty catfish, either"

I was unaware that any catfish were pretty...

Also, Herpes! THAT could be your costume!

371 weeks ago @ http://aaronbleyaert.t... - aaronbleyaert.tumblr.c... · 0 replies · +2 points

Okay, I'm l-o-ling to the left and to the right about the Serious Squad that has invaded this particular entry. Did you guys get mad when Conan banned the mayor of Newark from Burbank airport, too? Bley works in comedy, people. Often times, people in comedy take things to the extreme. Like hating birding. Why would anyone have such a violent reaction to birding?

Because it's such a ridiculous thing to hate that hating it is FUNNY.

So in conclusion, I'm with you Bley! Eff birding!

372 weeks ago @ http://aaronbleyaert.t... - aaronbleyaert.tumblr.c... · 0 replies · +1 points

Wow... that was beautiful. I may have just fallen in love with your friend Dave.

372 weeks ago @ http://aaronbleyaert.t... - aaronbleyaert.tumblr.c... · 0 replies · +1 points

I tried to escape the 109 degree weather and saw The Town with a friend. It stars this guy named Ben Affleck. I think that kid might have a decent career ahead of him.

373 weeks ago @ http://aaronbleyaert.t... - aaronbleyaert.tumblr.c... · 0 replies · +2 points

I doubt it was the Joker clothing. I mean, every woman dates at least one homicial maniac at some point. Also at least one gay guy. Maybe even a homicidal gay guy.

374 weeks ago @ http://aaronbleyaert.t... - aaronbleyaert.tumblr.c... · 0 replies · +2 points

Oh, sweet baby Jesus on a stick, that was horrifying. Why did he have to keep looking down? It's like my grandma in tight leather pants... NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THAT.

375 weeks ago @ http://aaronbleyaert.t... - aaronbleyaert.tumblr.c... · 0 replies · +1 points

I've always thought all kids are assholes. I mean, they always WANT something. Love. Attention. Food. HOW MUCH CAN I GIVE?

Also, if there's one thing I've learned it's to never trust the British.

375 weeks ago @ http://aaronbleyaert.t... - aaronbleyaert.tumblr.c... · 0 replies · +1 points

Also, if you had worn the zoot suit the ladies would have been all over that.

375 weeks ago @ http://aaronbleyaert.t... - aaronbleyaert.tumblr.c... · 1 reply · +1 points

What did I do for Labor Day Weekend? Well, I flew back home from New York City with the stomach flu. So, that was awesome.

Prior to this, I visited NBC and shook my fist at them, just for solidarity.

376 weeks ago @ http://aaronbleyaert.t... - aaronbleyaert.tumblr.c... · 1 reply · +1 points

I bet you three rolls of nickels that Ford is already coming up with a prototype of this.