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Birther Report : Arpaio Informant: Obama And Brennan Hired Hackers To Alter Birth Certificate; Got Bullet Between Eye

Sat, 14 Nov 2015 17:08:09 +0000

OK, so not everyone is smart enough to figure out that lies and insults aren't working. There are always going to be a few who can't keep up with the rest of the class.

Birther Report : Arpaio Informant: Obama And Brennan Hired Hackers To Alter Birth Certificate; Got Bullet Between Eye

Sat, 14 Nov 2015 12:32:57 +0000

LOL!! Arpaio and Zullo BOTH testified under oath in federal court that everything Montgomery gave to them was bullshit. But hey, this crap about Obama and Brennan hiring hax0rz to alter the birth certificate and then having them murdered is something that birthers WANT to be true. Therefore it must be true, amirite? Same with Montgomery claiming RC is this guy Skalsky. You know who Skalsky really is? He's the guy who owns fogbow.com. But my website is THEfogbow.com. I couldn't get fogbow.com because Skalsky already owned it. He's a musician with no connection to Obots. Go check his site, it redirects to fogstar.com which has his name on it. Zullo probably gave the name Fogbow to Montgomery, and didn't tell him that the real URL of my website is thefogbow.com. Montgomery ran a simple whois search and found Skalsky. Added a little DARPA bullshit and Zullo thought he was a genius. Doesn't take much to impress Zullo the Clown. Typical birther mindset, in a nutshell. To birthers, whether something is provably true or provably false is entirely IRRELEVANT. To birthers, a thing is true if they want it to be true, and false if they want it to be false, and evidence be damned. I see on the previous thread a number of calls for me to be banned. Have the nice people here on Birther Report finally realized that lying about me and insulting me doesn't work for shit? If I ever disappear, you'll know I got banned. That's the only way to get rid of me, because lies and insults just don't cut it.

Birther Report : It Begins: Attorney Ann Coulter Says Ted Cruz Not Eligible; First Ballot Access Challenge Filed

Fri, 13 Nov 2015 22:33:00 +0000

Andy Martin was one of the very first birthers. He had one of the very first birther cases, Martin v. Lingle, in Hawaii. Used to call himself "King of the Birthers".

Birther Report : Video: Sheriff Arpaio\'s Obama ID Fraud Investigator Erupts During Court; Judge Snow Was A Victim

Fri, 13 Nov 2015 14:17:03 +0000

Zullo - "Oh, Judge Snow, your honor, no, we were never investigating you! We have no evidence against you at all! Forget about all the emails and other documents showing that we were trying to dig up some dirt on you! Forget about those charts Montgomery gave us showing phone calls and emails between you, Holder, and federal agencies! We know those are fake now! Recently we've decided you're a victim and we were just protecting you all along! We're innocent, I swear it! Please don't hurt me!" This is like Bush telling us he invaded Iraq because of WMD, but when there were no WMD, he decided to claim we invaded to save our good friends the Iraqi people from that meanie Saddam. Good lesson for Zullo the Clown. When the original plan blows up in your face, lie about what the plan was. Only problem is, Judge Snow isn't stupid. He knows exactly what the plan was. What happened to Zullo the tough guy yesterday? He was groveling. He was sniveling. He was blubbering. The reporters said he was "unhinged". That's just what you want to read about yourself in the newspaper - you were UNHINGED. Yowza!

Birther Report : Video: Obama Classmate WAR; Obama Presidency Built On Fraud; Null & Void First Birther Obama

Fri, 13 Nov 2015 00:10:53 +0000

NBC:

"Zullo surprised the court Thursday, aggressively and loudly answering questions after originally invoking his Fifth Amendment right to remain quiet for nearly four hours. After about 30 minutes of answering questions Thursday afternoon, Zullo turned to Snow and said, “Your honor, at some point I need to stop answering questions… It’s like I don’t know what I’m doing."

Yeah, a cop's cop all right. Worked for less than five years for a police agency with 7 cops total. Never became a detective (they don't have detectives in the Demarest, NJ force). Failed career as a private eye. Forced to go live with mommy and sell used cars for a living. His competence is terrifying. Tell that lie about me being disbarred another 10,000 times, see where it gets you. And then when you look in the mirror, remind yourself -- you are lying scum.

Birther Report : Video: Obama Classmate WAR; Obama Presidency Built On Fraud; Null & Void First Birther Obama

Thu, 12 Nov 2015 23:51:37 +0000

Arpaio's lawyers -- don't let Zullo plead the Fifth Amendment! https://www.scribd.com/doc/289504365/Melendres-15... We're calling it the "Stop the Bleeding" ploy by Sheriff Joe.

Birther Report : Video: Obama Classmate WAR; Obama Presidency Built On Fraud; Null & Void First Birther Obama

Thu, 12 Nov 2015 23:44:55 +0000

By the way, y'all ... Zullo cracked, and then exploded today in Judge Snow's court. No more 5th Amendment -- he lost his mud. My peeps at Fogbow are LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT.

Birther Report : Video: Obama Classmate WAR; Obama Presidency Built On Fraud; Null & Void First Birther Obama

Thu, 12 Nov 2015 23:37:32 +0000

If you think anything a birther says embarrasses me, you are delusional. Birthers are scum, and nothing they say can touch me. Nobody in the reality-based world gives a shit what you say. Obama is eligible. He's a natural born citizen. If you don't like that, maybe you shouldn't have voted for him. ;-)

Birther Report : Video: Obama Classmate WAR; Obama Presidency Built On Fraud; Null & Void First Birther Obama

Thu, 12 Nov 2015 23:24:01 +0000

Don't you have any hitters? charlene is so lame it's pathetic.

Birther Report : Video: Obama Classmate WAR; Obama Presidency Built On Fraud; Null & Void First Birther Obama

Thu, 12 Nov 2015 23:17:23 +0000

Just for fun, let's assume that Root's bizarre childish fantasy, for which he has no evidence whatsoever, is actually true: Obama was born in the US (duh) but he told Columbia for some reason that he was Indonesian. Not so he could get a Fulbright scholarship -- we've been over that. Fulbright scholarships are given to foreign students ONLY for post-graduate work, and not for undergraduate studies like Obama did at Columbia. But for whatever reason,let's pretend along with Root that Obama pretended to be Indonesian. What would happen? It wouldn't mean he's ineligible for the office; remember, Root says he was born in the US. It wouldn't mean he could be impeached; you can't be impeached for something you did 27 years before he was elected President. It wouldn't mean he could be prosecuted for fraud; any statute of limitations would have passed more than 20 years ago. All it would mean is that people could say bad things about him. But don't the nice people here at Birther Report get to say bad things about him every day anyway?

Birther Report : Video: Sheriff Arpaio\'s Obama ID Fraud Investigator Speaks; Obama Birth Certificate Talk In Transcr

Thu, 12 Nov 2015 20:03:25 +0000

Zullo took the Fifth an additional 218 times today in court, before the lunch break. WHAT IS HE HIDING? Bwahaha!

Birther Report : Video: Sheriff Arpaio\'s Obama ID Fraud Investigator Speaks; Obama Birth Certificate Talk In Transcr

Thu, 12 Nov 2015 18:54:59 +0000

They were all born British subjects. They were born in British colonies. Not one of them was born a citizen of a country that didn't yet exist. Glad I could help.

Birther Report : Video: Sheriff Arpaio\'s Obama ID Fraud Investigator Speaks; Obama Birth Certificate Talk In Transcr

Thu, 12 Nov 2015 01:32:26 +0000

Jim, are you saying that you STILL don't know that everything Montgomery gave to Zullo was a load of horseshit? No, horseshit does not send a chill down my spine. I happen to know RC's real name, of course, and Montgomery didn't get close. He also didn't get within 1,500 miles of where he lives. That's 100% typical of the kind of "evidence" Montgomery produced that Zullo thought was universe-shattering, and it's hilarious.

Birther Report : Video: Sheriff Arpaio\'s Obama ID Fraud Investigator Speaks; Obama Birth Certificate Talk In Transcr

Thu, 12 Nov 2015 00:46:07 +0000

Happy Veterans' Day to all who served or are serving today. I can see on this thread there are now 52 comments, but it appears that birthers don't give any more of a shit about veterans than they do about Mike Zullo, that poor bunny. Or maybe you're just too shy to mention it. Yeah, that's prob'ly it. I see some of the nice people here on Birther Report missed me terribly today, Unfortunately, my absence was necessary. As an ordained minister, capitalist, entrepreneur and licensed and certified health insurance agent, I've been working with my lovely wife and making a pile since the latest ObamaCare open enrollment period began 11 days ago. After two prior years doing this, we've got a lot of satisfied clients who have been telling their friends, neighbors, and relatives about us. We thought this might be a down year, but instead it's looking like it will be our best year yet. However, when the open enrollment period ends, I'm willing to offer - for a very reasonable price - a series of lessons in the fine art of crafting an effective insult in the English language, a skill which eludes all the nice people here on Birther Report. No guarantee of success; I know this isn't a field where you show any real promise of accomplishment or competency. But I could maybe move some of you from "abysmal" up to, say, "below average". Gotta keep your expectations realistic. The great fun of posting here now is ... do you remember when birthers used to frantically warn me that I was going to prison if I didn't turn myself in to Oberleutnent Zullo and beg him to give me immunity from criminal prosecution, a thing which he has never had any power whatsoever to grant? Ah, but now it looks like it will be Oberleutnant Zullo who may be in need of some immunity from prosecution. For those of you who never finished fourth grade, that's a thing called "irony". Here's another thing. When Lois Lerner pled the Fifth Amendment, the Obots never said a word in her defense, but the birthers were screaming that she needed to be put in prison immediately. Now Zullo pleads the Fifth 347 times in a few hours, and the birthers think he's a great national hero. That's a thing called "hypocrisy". Gotta run, tomorrow is another day of making money and helping people get good, affordable health insurance. Somehow or other, you'll just have to carry on without my guidance and wisdom.

Birther Report : Video: Sheriff Arpaio\'s Obama ID Fraud Investigator Speaks; Obama Birth Certificate Talk In Transcr

Thu, 12 Nov 2015 00:27:44 +0000

Whatever you're smoking must be super powerful. That's so delusional it's hilarious.

Birther Report : Broke: Watch Live Here; Fox Business Network & Wall Street Journal GOP Presidential Debates

Wed, 11 Nov 2015 17:05:11 +0000

God bless you. What I do, I do for the lulz. Nobody pays me a nickel. Sorry, buttercup. I know it would help you feel more important if somebody was paid to make fun of you. But think about it. Why would anyone need to pay for help fighting people who haven't won anything in SEVEN YEARS of trying?

Birther Report : Broke: Watch Live Here; Fox Business Network & Wall Street Journal GOP Presidential Debates

Wed, 11 Nov 2015 13:46:29 +0000

As an ordained minister, I am deeply cognizant of the wickedness in the hearts of men. And the most wickedest, most shameful behavior of all, the thing that will condemn the nice people here on Birther Report forEVAR in the sight of the Lord, is that when one of you is in real trouble, the others all scatter like cockroaches when a light goes on. You don't support each other. You're not a true community, like unto God's chosen few at Fogbow. Mike Zullo is in trouble with the federal Justice Department, facing prison for his birther-related crimes against society, yet nobody at all is showing up at the court hearings in order to support and comfort and stand by him. WHERE are the 250 members of the Surprise (AZ) Tea Party who signed the petition that caused Sheriff Joe to sic the Cold Case Posse on that Usurperin' Mofo in the first place? ALL of them live within easy driving distance of the federal courthouse in Phoenix. NONE of them have showed up to support Mike Zullo, now that the Cold Case Posse has become naught but a fartstain on the record of the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office. Birthers are like Honey Badger -- they don't give a shit, about Mike Zullo or about any of their fellow birthers. This violates the natural order of God's Creation, and His vengeance will be wreaked upon the wicked, in His good time. O ye children, do ye not see that God created Man to be a social animal? From the earliest appearance of homo sapiens, being weaker than the beasts of the jungle and the forest, lacking the claws and teeth and hard shells of the lesser animals, we have ALWAYS naturally and inevitably organized into groups who support each other, from the smallest tribes of hunter-gatherers, to the first primitive kingdoms, to the largest post-industrial modern democratic societies? Being a part of a group and supporting that group is the essence of what it means to be fully human, and of what it means to play your proper role in God's Creation. Those who fail to actively participate in a community do so at the peril of your very souls. Poor Mike Zullo is in REAL TROUBLE, there's no longer any point in denying it. He has no evidence he can use against President Obama, much less any universe-shattering evidence. Sheriff Joe done throwed him under three or four buses so far already. Zullo's going to the Big House. He could use some real support from the birther community, except for one sad fact: the birthers aren't a community at all. They're a pack of godless, unpatriotic, un-American animals. They're no more a community than a herd of cats is. The last few birthers -- all 20 or maybe 30 of them who remain after all the infighting and internal purges -- are woefully, shamefully deficient when it comes to one of the most basic and valuable gifts from God ... the gift which He gave our species in order to place us at the top of the animal kingdom: The instinct to form a community and make it work by supporting each other in time of need.. Poor Zullo. After all these years of sincerely believing he was helping the birther movement, the birthers threw him to the wolves and abandoned him to his fate. God is PISSED about that, ye wretched souls. Here endeth the lesson.

Birther Report : Broke: Watch Live Here; Fox Business Network & Wall Street Journal GOP Presidential Debates

Wed, 11 Nov 2015 02:28:45 +0000

As an ordained minister myself, I can clearly see the message God is sending by way of His servant Mike Zullo - and the message is, God loves President Obama, but He fucking hates the unpatriotic, un-American birthers. Lakin ... Fitzpatrick ... and now Zullo. How many birthers must be sent to prison, before the birthers see the evil of their ways and repent of their hateful sins? How many more lives must be destroyed as the birthers follow Satan's edicts? Will the birthers repent and share in God's love of Obama?

Birther Report : Broke: Watch Live Here; Fox Business Network & Wall Street Journal GOP Presidential Debates

Wed, 11 Nov 2015 00:06:21 +0000

At Fogbow we already have the transcript of Zullo's deposition from yesterday (of course), and we have about six pages of discussion about it so far. He took the Fifth more than 300 times, not that it will help him. The consensus among the many lawyers in our community is that the feds are intent on nailing the little bitch boy. There were two lawyers from the Dept. of Justice in the room for the deposition, to show how seriously they plan to prosecute for the attempt to commit extortion against Judge Snow. Zullo is toast.

Birther Report : Broke: Watch Live Here; Fox Business Network & Wall Street Journal GOP Presidential Debates

Tue, 10 Nov 2015 20:20:11 +0000

Doesn't matter. Cruz has zero chance of winning the nomination. My man Donald Trump is unstoppable. Cruz is bleeding from his wherever.