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Wonkette : Larry Klayman Was Very Excellent At Being Larry Klayman In 2013: A Retrospective

Tue, 31 Dec 2013 20:48:57 +0000

Larry's just doing it all for the children.

Wonkette : Obama Forces Israel To Abort All Babbies At U.S. Taxpayer Expense

Tue, 31 Dec 2013 20:46:06 +0000

So does this mean that they're building an Abortionplex?

Wonkette : The Thirteen Greatest Achievements In Throat Cramming Of 2013

Tue, 31 Dec 2013 20:39:53 +0000

And for what it allowed David Sarnoff and RCA to do to Philo T. Farnsworth and Edwin Armstrong.

Wonkette : Obama Forces Israel To Abort All Babbies At U.S. Taxpayer Expense

Tue, 31 Dec 2013 20:35:34 +0000

Sure, the Jews killed Jesus. But what have they done for us lately?

Wonkette : Jesus And America Wept: Ani Di Franco's Genius Idea To Hold Songwriting Retreat On Plantation Is No

Tue, 31 Dec 2013 20:33:51 +0000

Ani Di Franco, the thinking lesbian's Ted Nugent.

Wonkette : Jesus And America Wept: Ani Di Franco's Genius Idea To Hold Songwriting Retreat On Plantation Is No

Tue, 31 Dec 2013 20:32:57 +0000

So they could become the next Ted Nugent?

Wonkette : Jesus And America Wept: Ani Di Franco's Genius Idea To Hold Songwriting Retreat On Plantation Is No

Tue, 31 Dec 2013 20:31:17 +0000

I want to check out one of those Lilith Fair's some day, I've heard that there's a lot of poontang at them.

Wonkette : New Hampshire State Rep. Runs Over Ducks, Apologizes, Is Suspended By A&E

Tue, 31 Dec 2013 20:29:56 +0000

One of these days ducks are going to stand their ground, and when they do David Campbell and Phil Robertson are going to be in deep shit.

Wonkette : 2013: The Year You Stopped Loving Barack Obama

Tue, 31 Dec 2013 20:23:55 +0000

which is second only to sixth-year-of-a-presidency years (see Monica Lewinsky, Vagina Of)

You forgot about the sixth year of the Nixon presidency (see Gerry Ford, Vagina Of. See also Bob Woodward, Vagina Of. Carl Bernstein, Vagina Of.)

Wonkette : 2013: The Year You Stopped Loving Barack Obama

Tue, 31 Dec 2013 20:17:28 +0000

The editrix is one hot MILF.

Wonkette : The Thirteen Greatest Achievements In Throat Cramming Of 2013

Tue, 31 Dec 2013 20:13:59 +0000

That picture makes Michele Bachmann look like she's taking a huge shit out of her throat.

Wonkette : The Thirteen Greatest Achievements In Throat Cramming Of 2013

Tue, 31 Dec 2013 20:12:55 +0000

Enjoy the wasteful glow of your incandescent lightbulbs while you can, patriots, because in 2014 the aggressive phasing out of this gloriously inefficient, century-old (time-tested) technology will continue at Blitzkrieg pace. Whither Edison?

Fuck Thomas Edison. Thomas Edison was a total douchebag.

Wonkette : The Thirteen Greatest Achievements In Throat Cramming Of 2013

Tue, 31 Dec 2013 20:06:04 +0000

It will dangle putridly at our sides, insuring millions of people, and forcing all of us healthies to underwrite the “life-saving medical care” that poor people now think they’re entitled to.

Dude, you could have thrown in a reference to Bob Dole's crippled arm here.

Wonkette : You Got Your God In My Government: The Year In ChurchState

Tue, 31 Dec 2013 20:02:40 +0000

You'd better not, because if you do PETA will be all over your ass for cruelty to lions.

Wonkette : You Got Your God In My Government: The Year In ChurchState

Tue, 31 Dec 2013 20:00:10 +0000

So basically God is your bunny-boiling psycho-ex with borderline personality disorder. Can you get a restraining order against Him? Or will you have to gun up and stand your ground like Anne Archer did at the end of Fatal Attraction and bust a cap in His ass?

Wonkette : 2013's Person Of The Year: Hitler, Who Was Just Like Hitler

Tue, 31 Dec 2013 19:56:07 +0000

Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it's an ethos.

Wonkette : 2013's Person Of The Year: Hitler, Who Was Just Like Hitler

Tue, 31 Dec 2013 19:53:10 +0000

And Antonin Scalia, Sam Alito and Rick Santorum are all fighting over who gets to be Mussolini.

Wonkette : 2013: The Year Jan Brewer Got Back On Her Meds

Tue, 31 Dec 2013 19:45:01 +0000

What is even next? The Lord your G_d appearing to Michele Bachmann’s burning bush and convincing her that Gay is OK?

Michele Bachmann's burning bush? I'd always figured that Michele was a hardwood floors kind of gal.

Wonkette : 2013: The Year You Stopped Loving Barack Obama

Tue, 31 Dec 2013 19:40:03 +0000

Hope and change will soon go away I will be Führer one day I will command all of you Your kids will meditate in school Your kids will meditate in school!

If I had had the money I would have paid a radio station in California to play that song all day long the day that Jerry Brown was inaugurated for his third term. Just because.

Wonkette : 2013: The Year You Stopped Loving Barack Obama

Tue, 31 Dec 2013 19:34:28 +0000

Oh yeah, well how's that "hope" and "change" been working out for you for the last 130 years?