Pilchard123

Pilchard123

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3 years ago @ Mark Reads - Mark Reads 'Making Mon... · 1 reply · +18 points

"I didn’t think Cosmo would be right outside the door when Moist opened it [...]"

I've always read that bit as Moist waiting right up until Cosmo is about to throw open the door and demand Moist come to him. Cosmo has a full head of steam, but now his big display of power stumbles because the door that he was going to Open (complete with a capital O) is open and now he can't summon Moist either, because there he is already in front of him.

4 years ago @ Mark Reads - Mark Reads 'Monstrous ... · 0 replies · +9 points

"Vg’f znqr zr erguvax ure eryngvbafuvc gb Wnpxehz, jub V fnj cheryl nf nagntbavfgvp orpnhfr V qba’g ernyyl yvxr gurz."

Vf "gurz" n glcb, be vf Znex fgnegvat gb fhfcrpg fbzrguvat nobhg Wnpxehz?

4 years ago @ Mark Reads - Mark Reads 'Monstrous ... · 0 replies · +5 points

There are not 2,300,009 invisible vampire ghosts, and the Great Wizard has not made them twice as big as normal.

4 years ago @ Mark Reads - Mark Reads 'The Wee Fr... · 1 reply · +1 points

Gvssnal zrrgf Rfx? Jura qbrf gung unccra? Vf vg va Gur Furcureq'f pebja, orpnhfr V unira'g ernq gung bar. (Vg qvqa'g fgbc crbcyr sebz fcbvyvat vg sbe zr gubhtu >:( )

4 years ago @ Mark Reads - Mark Reads 'Night Watc... · 0 replies · +21 points

I only realised this last time I read it, but it's also foreshadowed by his conversation with Nobby right back when he first met him. Judicious use of fresh ginger to sell a horse is called 'fleaguing a jade'.