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403 weeks ago @ Wonkette - What Is Old Man McCain... · 0 replies · +3 points

If you're ever with a loved one, gazing up at the sky, telling each other what the clouds look like, and the person you're with tells you that one fluffy beaut looks like Chuck Hagel, I would reevaluate your relationship. I mean, it's just weird is all.

453 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Santorum Makes Ad Show... · 0 replies · +10 points

Deep down inside, even Santorum knows he's santorum.

459 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Newt Meant ALL Minorit... · 1 reply · +7 points

Similarly, you can never give food stamps to white people. They'll just blow it all on Twinkies and Slim Jims.

459 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Newt Meant ALL Minorit... · 1 reply · +6 points

Oh man, don't you know you can never give food stamps to Black people? They'll just blow it all on food.

464 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Michele Bachmann Someh... · 1 reply · +26 points

Yakkety Sax. That is all.

468 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Seven In Ten Republica... · 1 reply · +6 points

Typical liberal. Sure, 1+1=2. DO YOU BELIEVE EVERYTHING THE LIBERAL MEDIA TELLS YOU?

468 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Seven In Ten Republica... · 0 replies · +18 points

Herman Cain is a STRONG BLACK CONSERVATIVE SHEEP-FUCKER! Watch liberal heads explode!

468 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Seven In Ten Republica... · 0 replies · +12 points

But he's making liberal heads essplode with his STRONG CONSERVATIVE BLACKNEZZ. That's all the reason the wingnuts need to double down on that sweet, sweet SUGA-CAIN. Hell, his sexism just makes him hotter!

469 weeks ago @ Big Hollywood - Madonna Feels the Same... · 0 replies · +5 points

I was around 12 when "Like a Virgin" came out. I LOVED Madonna. I watched her videos, aped her moves, loved the way she dressed. What's become of me?!

I've become a boring old housewife and mother.

What I'm saying is: STEP IT UP, MADONNA! YOU'RE NOT CORRUPTING HARD ENOUGH!

469 weeks ago @ Big Hollywood - Madonna Feels the Same... · 0 replies · +6 points

Even by Big Ho standards, this is irretrievably stupid. Way to victimize the victim, Big Ho. Stay classy.