If you're ever with a loved one, gazing up at the sky, telling each other what the clouds look like, and the person you're with tells you that one fluffy beaut looks like Chuck Hagel, I would reevaluate your relationship. I mean, it's just weird is all.
Deep down inside, even Santorum knows he's santorum.
Similarly, you can never give food stamps to white people. They'll just blow it all on Twinkies and Slim Jims.
Oh man, don't you know you can never give food stamps to Black people? They'll just blow it all on food.
Yakkety Sax. That is all.
Typical liberal. Sure, 1+1=2. DO YOU BELIEVE EVERYTHING THE LIBERAL MEDIA TELLS YOU?
Herman Cain is a STRONG BLACK CONSERVATIVE SHEEP-FUCKER! Watch liberal heads explode!
But he's making liberal heads essplode with his STRONG CONSERVATIVE BLACKNEZZ. That's all the reason the wingnuts need to double down on that sweet, sweet SUGA-CAIN. Hell, his sexism just makes him hotter!
I was around 12 when "Like a Virgin" came out. I LOVED Madonna. I watched her videos, aped her moves, loved the way she dressed. What's become of me?!
I've become a boring old housewife and mother.
What I'm saying is: STEP IT UP, MADONNA! YOU'RE NOT CORRUPTING HARD ENOUGH!
Even by Big Ho standards, this is irretrievably stupid. Way to victimize the victim, Big Ho. Stay classy.