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306 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Mean Judge Won't Dismi... · 0 replies · +7 points

Mean Wonkette Makes Me Dismiss An Autoplay Video Every Time I Visit Are Worse Than Terrorists

342 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Donald Trump Outraged ... · 2 replies · +14 points

Don't worry Doktor, no one reads the Wonkettes. Not even I.

Oh shit, what have I done?

345 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Vox, Ezra Klein's New ... · 0 replies · +3 points

And here I thought the problem with journalism today is journalists thinking they're the story more than the story.

354 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Ken Layne And Wonkette... · 0 replies · +7 points

And it's all been downhill since then.

(And I miss Sploid. I could never find the article I wanted but when I did, well I didn't but I think the writing was probably decent!)

355 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Oregon Meth Binge Gene... · 0 replies · +1 points

It was nice of him to move his masturbating to the bathroom. No one wants to sit next to a dick at the bar.

355 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Ben Shapiro Irate As O... · 1 reply · +3 points

I've always thought that he looked like a Ken doll that was rejected. Especially the no penis part.

396 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Grab Your Wallet, You ... · 0 replies · +20 points

I'll buy one as soon as gold surges to $7000.

396 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Banks Might Like White... · 0 replies · +1 points

I have one, I use it for my personal banking. Unfortunately I have to use Citibank for my work advances and depositing cash while I'm on the road. With it being the offseason for me there's barely any money in it and I'm getting fucked.

396 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Banks Might Like White... · 3 replies · +7 points

Is that why Citibank's fees are fucking me?

397 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Senate Republicans Get... · 0 replies · +4 points

I was actually talking about myself.