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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Mean Judge Won't Dismi... · 0 replies · +7 points

Mean Wonkette Makes Me Dismiss An Autoplay Video Every Time I Visit Are Worse Than Terrorists

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Donald Trump Outraged ... · 2 replies · +14 points

Don't worry Doktor, no one reads the Wonkettes. Not even I.

Oh shit, what have I done?

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Vox, Ezra Klein's New ... · 0 replies · +3 points

And here I thought the problem with journalism today is journalists thinking they're the story more than the story.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Ken Layne And Wonkette... · 0 replies · +7 points

And it's all been downhill since then.

(And I miss Sploid. I could never find the article I wanted but when I did, well I didn't but I think the writing was probably decent!)

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Oregon Meth Binge Gene... · 0 replies · +1 points

It was nice of him to move his masturbating to the bathroom. No one wants to sit next to a dick at the bar.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Ben Shapiro Irate As O... · 1 reply · +3 points

I've always thought that he looked like a Ken doll that was rejected. Especially the no penis part.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Grab Your Wallet, You ... · 0 replies · +20 points

I'll buy one as soon as gold surges to $7000.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Banks Might Like White... · 0 replies · +1 points

I have one, I use it for my personal banking. Unfortunately I have to use Citibank for my work advances and depositing cash while I'm on the road. With it being the offseason for me there's barely any money in it and I'm getting fucked.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Banks Might Like White... · 3 replies · +7 points

Is that why Citibank's fees are fucking me?

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Senate Republicans Get... · 0 replies · +4 points

I was actually talking about myself.