Mean Wonkette Makes Me Dismiss An Autoplay Video Every Time I Visit Are Worse Than Terrorists
Don't worry Doktor, no one reads the Wonkettes. Not even I.
Oh shit, what have I done?
And here I thought the problem with journalism today is journalists thinking they're the story more than the story.
And it's all been downhill since then.
(And I miss Sploid. I could never find the article I wanted but when I did, well I didn't but I think the writing was probably decent!)
It was nice of him to move his masturbating to the bathroom. No one wants to sit next to a dick at the bar.
I've always thought that he looked like a Ken doll that was rejected. Especially the no penis part.
I'll buy one as soon as gold surges to $7000.
I have one, I use it for my personal banking. Unfortunately I have to use Citibank for my work advances and depositing cash while I'm on the road. With it being the offseason for me there's barely any money in it and I'm getting fucked.
Is that why Citibank's fees are fucking me?
I was actually talking about myself.