I'd try to snort some Primus

This hits close too home. I've definitely been the Park of the relationship before. The way he reacted wasn't cool, it's not like Eve didn't feel bad about it, and if he wasn't acting so selfish he'd realize that and try to comfort her. But I can't in good faith call him out as a jerk, because I know what it takes to act like him, and when the situation arises its hard to react the way one would want to when one looks back at the past.