gdp's Comments

Wonkette : Schoolkids Take Mosque Field Trip, Wingnuts Obviously Just Fine With That

Mon, 12 Jan 2015 18:11:22 +0000

I assume Pammy abides by the dress code at her local synagogue? http://www.jewishanswers.org/ask-the-rabbi-catego...

Wonkette : Jen Rubin Wants You To Get Married. Yes All Of You. Even You!

Thu, 16 Oct 2014 19:38:26 +0000

Trix, is that you?

Wonkette : Judge Says Park Rangers Probably Shouldn't Tase People With Off-Leash Doggies

Tue, 14 Oct 2014 02:11:00 +0000

Tasing Doggy Daddy? I hope Augie Doggie gnaws yr Wonkette's ankle off.

Wonkette : Terrible Lawyer Cosplays As Thomas Jefferson To Defend Terrible Lawyering

Tue, 16 Sep 2014 23:52:06 +0000

Wait, Snipy has left Wonkette? Wha'hoppen?

Wonkette : Anchorage PD: Palins Were 'Present' At 20-Person Brawl. Fate Of Hos' Weave Unknown

Thu, 11 Sep 2014 17:58:57 +0000

I bet you can see Tbogg's boner from space right about now.

Wonkette : Joe Miller Pretty Sure That Immigrants Are Coming To Take Your Guns Away

Fri, 15 Aug 2014 15:12:28 +0000

Maybe Joe is mistaking those illegals for the hordes of Canadians crossing the border from the Yukon, armed to the teeth with back bacon and flashing a handful of loonies.

Wonkette : Fifty Shades Of Meh, Who Cares, That Book Sucked And So Will The Movie

Thu, 24 Jul 2014 19:08:05 +0000

Says "oh my" 79 times? Are we sure she isn't actually George Takei?

Wonkette : HappyNiceTimePeople Is Dead. Long Live HappyNiceTimePeople

Fri, 18 Jul 2014 03:16:01 +0000

I have a 12-pack of Old Style my brother left me when he moved to Arizona. That's my best offer.

Wonkette : Unhelpful Fox Fans Fail To Get Outraged By Gender-Neutral Restroom Sign

Thu, 10 Jul 2014 20:08:01 +0000

Illinois State is in Normal, y'know.

Wonkette : Study Finds Kids Of Gay Parents Doing Great; Expect Further Parenting Studies To Be Outlawed

Mon, 7 Jul 2014 21:19:38 +0000

I doubt the study's author is really Australian, since his name isn't Bruce.

Wonkette : Dov Charney Waves Dick At Your Million Dollar A Year Offer, American Apparel

Mon, 23 Jun 2014 18:06:34 +0000

He looks like Terry Richardson's slightly less skeevy younger brother.

Wonkette : Vegas Cop Killer Jerad Miller Was An Alex Jones Fan. You Know What That Means (FALSE FLAG)

Mon, 9 Jun 2014 19:22:36 +0000

I see the second comment on his Infowars post is from his wife. This is seriously disturbing. http://planet.infowars.com/offbeat/the-police-to-...

Wonkette : Stupidest Man On Internet Sets Progressives Reeling With Brave Coverage Of Hahahahahahahahahaha

Sat, 10 May 2014 22:52:00 +0000

The Aztecs invented the vacation!

Wonkette : Muscle Reagan Will Watch Over Staten Island

Tue, 22 Apr 2014 18:12:00 +0000

Shouldn't Dead Reagan be wearing Zubaz as well?

Wonkette : There Will Be Blood: Oklahoma Democrats Will Fight Where They Stand

Tue, 22 Apr 2014 03:00:20 +0000

Uncle Merle may have looked down at pot-smoking back when, but he changed his tune, so to speak, and enjoyed the evil weed until having to give it up after lung surgery. http://www.hightimes.com/read/merle-haggard-beats... Besides, all that palling around with Willie Nelson likely gave him a contact buzz.

Wonkette : A Children's Treasury Of Sober, Thoughtful Reflections On The 2014 Fort Hood Shootings

Thu, 3 Apr 2014 14:42:21 +0000

Sorry to correct, but Kristinn Taylor is a him, not a her. Which is good, because I can call him a douchebag and not feel guilty about it. (As the bearer of a name more often given to women than men, this is a personal bugaboo of mine.)

Wonkette : Did You Know I Almost Died From Marijuana Once? And Other Happy Nice Time Stories

Wed, 2 Apr 2014 21:21:27 +0000

Picture needs moar sideboob.

Wonkette : Dear Hotty Charlotte Mayor Patrick Cannon, We Will Wait For You While You Are In Prison, Until We Do

Wed, 26 Mar 2014 19:52:43 +0000

Poor Trix - her bad luck with men continues. First the failed kidnapping of Handsome Joe Biden, and now this.

Wonkette : Carl Hiaasen's 'Dance Of The Reptiles': Like His Novels But A Little Less Fictiony

Wed, 19 Feb 2014 18:19:46 +0000

Trix must be paying in beer again.

Wonkette : Here Is Your Birther Slap Fight, Starring Sheriff Joe Arpaio's Minions And Super-Heroine Orly Taitz

Tue, 4 Feb 2014 19:18:32 +0000

You really, really shouldn't post links to Orly's malware-infested website. When the Editirix reads you the riot act because her laptop has crashed, don't say you weren't warned.