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Fri, 1 Jul 2016 17:13:03 +0000

Her too options are Doctor Bloodsaw or THE BLOODSAW WWE EXTREME CHAMPION

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Fri, 1 Jul 2016 17:00:02 +0000

every once in a while i'll get a comment on that blog post from someone thanking me for writing it, and every time it makes me feel genuinely proud

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Fri, 1 Jul 2016 16:57:46 +0000

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Fri, 1 Jul 2016 15:31:02 +0000

Yeah I think there's a certain kind of last name where if you have it you're obligated to at least TRY to become a doctor because of how rad the name would be.

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Fri, 1 Jul 2016 14:22:03 +0000

Yeah, right? It turns out that there's basically no reason why comments can't be good, and I will no longer accept failure on that score.

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Fri, 1 Jul 2016 14:20:04 +0000

A+ corgi gang initiation

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Fri, 1 Jul 2016 13:45:03 +0000

I am 100% comfortable with this scenario.

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Fri, 1 Jul 2016 13:35:02 +0000

yeah I am surprised Nicole went into websiting when it is obvious that she and her whole family should be like private eyes or something

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Fri, 1 Jul 2016 13:26:25 +0000

no, we will go to the hole in the ice...together

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Fri, 1 Jul 2016 13:25:43 +0000

Hold up Nicole is your husband's actual name Steve Strong? Like, your last names are "Strong" and "Cliffe"?

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Fri, 1 Jul 2016 13:13:03 +0000

It's easy enough to say it, but hard to believe I'm good enough to have deserved to find friends in a place like this.

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Fri, 1 Jul 2016 13:03:37 +0000

Well. Last time through I guess. I am probably going to miss the rest of the posts today (I got a wedding to officiate), so: I think you are all good, and I hope that you have good things and meet good people and go to good places, and that the days you are happy are long, and the days when you're sad are short. Godspeed you guys.

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Thu, 30 Jun 2016 19:18:03 +0000

Yeah there's a couple different ones I think, with different degrees of collateralizing effects.

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Thu, 30 Jun 2016 17:34:03 +0000

Well, I haven't seen Hamilton or anything, I don't think it's bad, and I think it's great that other people like it, I am just...neutral with regards to actually being personally interested in it. That has never seemed like a very important thing for me to mention, but I guess LMM knew, somehow.

He knew.

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Thu, 30 Jun 2016 16:04:03 +0000

well, you don't fight a duel with muskets, but I'd prefer swords over pistols since 1) guns are symptomatic of spiritual weakness and 2) I am 90% certain I could take Miranda if it came down to a swordfight.

Except if I want swords, I have to trick him into challenging me, so that I get to choose the conditions of the duel, and for that reason I mean to found the New York Post specifically to publish insults about his character.

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Thu, 30 Jun 2016 15:41:22 +0000

Yeah it's weird but also this is like the most exciting thing that's happened to me in a week? Being snubbed by a celebrity is like the second-best thing after being acknowledged by a celebrity.

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Thu, 30 Jun 2016 15:34:03 +0000

team-building exercises are part of the long-term corporate strategy of replacing portions of a worker's personality with a personality that is of better use to the company

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Thu, 30 Jun 2016 14:52:03 +0000

Also possible, I guess. I might have got caught up in the Hillary-Bernie crossfire, since I muted a bunch of feeds rather than unfollowing, so if it's a chain block then I guess I could have gotten hit too.

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Thu, 30 Jun 2016 14:34:43 +0000

anyway I think the thing that makes the most sense for me to do is to throw myself full-bore into becoming a successful Broadway playwright and force him to acknowledge me as a peer so that I can challenge him to a duel

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Thu, 30 Jun 2016 14:34:03 +0000

I don't...*think* so, I am not exactly a force on Twitter. Also, celebrities usually have their twitter streams set to \"Verified Only\" or \"Mutuals Only\" so it'd be weird that he'd see any of my tweets at all?

I don't know I must have made a joke that didn't go off as well as I thought it would; that is pretty in character for me.