As a Roman Catholic, I will sarcastically say that if Protestants just let pastors marry, they wouldnt have these problems

My husband has been retired for 7 years now, so my USMC Balls were mostly before many of the gals here were born, but we always call the old stuck-by-her-man wife of 35 years as a "Marge". 26 years of marriage and Im almost a Marge. At one Ball in California, they seated my husband next to a woman who was someones date...she was single, asian, beautiful, slim and a Physician. I felt like a pile of cottage cheese compared to her. I dont drink at all lest I get sick, so I am the designated driver. By the end of the night, the asian doctor was a drunken mess falling all over herself...I hent to the bathroom with her for fear she would drown in the toilet - yea, I was looking like the prize by the end of the night :D